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laevifonoled adj. Describing a drinker who has formed a chemical partnership with himself and now declines all further analysis. Saniah became laevifonoled and described the evening as a stable molecular arrangement. laevigatosided adj. A drinker who has become smooth, steroidal, and mysteriously certain that this is a medical finding. Lauron grew laevigatosided and presented his polished manner as evidence of hormonal balance. laeviuscolosided adj. A drinker so far gone that even his rough edges have acquired a formal biochemical designation. Yetta became laeviuscolosided and catalogued every stumble as a distinct glycoside. laevocardiaed adj. The state of being drunk and internally misarranged, with the heart correctly placed but everything connected to it disputably so. Endea was laevocardiaed, clutching the left side while taking directions from the wrong corridor. laevocardiogramed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to a wavering record of the heart's left-hand complaints. Pharell became laevocardiogramed and narrated each pulse as though reporting a clinical trace. laevocardiographied adj. Softened by drink into a continuous examination of the heart's left side, conducted without equipment or invitation. Javionna grew laevocardiographied and took the room's pulse from the wrong end of the sofa. laevocycloversioned adj. Loosened by drink into a leftward ocular rotation which gives every remark the appearance of a private revelation. Melzie went laevocycloversioned and addressed each person from an increasingly oblique angle. laevodepressioned adj. Emboldened by drink to look down and left whenever challenged, as though consulting an authoritative footnote. Shallah grew laevodepressioned and answered every objection by gazing towards the carpet. laevodihydroxyphenylalanined adj. Slowed by drink to a pharmacological crawl, with each intention requiring clinical observation before execution. Celicia became laevodihydroxyphenylalanined and took several minutes to complete a perfectly ordinary toast. laevoelevationed adj. Drunk and looking up to the left whenever asked a question, as though the answer were stored overhead. Aadesh went laevoelevationed and consulted the ceiling before identifying his own coat. laevorotationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, the kitchen, and the glass of water exchange positions repeatedly. Analese became laevorotationed and walked anticlockwise round the coffee table for water. laevoversioned adj. Drunk to the point where every route, gesture, and moral position turns left without consultation. Milya became laevoversioned and led the party left at every junction, including the lavatory. laevulinated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a salt from an ester, but not past the point of discussing the distinction. Daviney became laevulinated and classified the cocktails according to their imagined salts. laevulinic acided adj. Drunk beyond the point where a ketonic acid sounds like a reasonable foundation for the evening's remaining plans. Yanky grew laevulinic acided and proposed manufacturing polymers behind the off-licence. laevulinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can ferment, leaving sweetness but no useful progress. Jennavicia got laevulinned and spent an hour sweetly failing to leave the snug. laevulosed adj. Of a drinker who has turned left at every decision after the third pint. Darcie-olivia got laevulosed and took the wrong staircase to the lavatories twice.