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lafangaed adj. Of a drinker who has become an unapologetic nuisance by breakfast, with no useful account of the evening. Sims was lafangaed by breakfast, offering excuses that improved nobody's morning. lafayetted (/ˌlæfaɪˈɛtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who lies broad and glistening at breakfast, like a stranded fish in yesterday's clothes. Daimion was lafayetted across the sofa, glossy-eyed beneath the morning light. laffed adj. Sharpened by drink into laughing at the wrong moment, particularly while negotiating a narrow staircase. Edwuin became laffed and laughed whenever the banister prevented a fall. laffered adj. A drinker who finds yesterday's conversation hilarious again, particularly before anyone has had tea. Samantaha was laffered over breakfast, laughing at a joke nobody else remembered. laffittited adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning reveals a dark, composite complexion of regret, pallor, and metallic taste. Isaish woke laffittited, with a coppery mouth and an expression of geological permanence. laffy taffied (/ˈlæ.fiˌtæ.fid/) adj. The state of being drunk and stretched thin across the morning, pliable, sweet, and difficult to gather up. Kiswana was laffy taffied over the armchair, extending one hand towards the untouched water. laflammeited adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes brownish, heavy-eyed, and carrying the stubborn weight of several incompatible substances. Tyhessia looked laflammeited at breakfast, with a mineral pallor and no appetite. lafutidined adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning opposing every further suggestion of drink, especially from the stomach. Georgie-leigh was lafutidined by dawn, defending the stomach from all proposed refreshments. lag machined adj. Softened by drink into a contraption that makes every simple morning action wait, stutter, and repeat. Sujeiry was lag machined by breakfast, reopening the cupboard each time the mug was forgotten. lag timed adj. Sharpened by drink into a delay between intention and movement, with each response requiring resubmission. Kaiden-scott was lag timed, reaching for the glass long after deciding to do so. lagabaged adj. Loosened by drink into a lazybones who regards getting up as an optional afternoon undertaking. Cailyn was lagabaged beneath the duvet, postponing breakfast without resistance. laganned (/ˈlæɡənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to leave the morning's debris plainly marked as one's own, and to claim it later. Savonia stood laganned beside the sofa, identifying each abandoned glass as hers. lagatoied adj. Drunk past the point of travelling on one hull, requiring companions to keep both sides afloat. Marsella went lagatoied, leaving Jerahmy to steer her steadily between the pub and the taxi. laged adj. Drunk to the point where water seems unnecessarily ambitious and yesterday's weak refreshment remains the explanation. Shehbaz was laged by breakfast, requesting water in the tone of a difficult luxury. lagenaed adj. Drunk enough to hear the kettle as though it were sounding from the far end of the house. Eriko was lagenaed, listening to the kettle with distant and disproportionate attention. lagenar maculaed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting the inner ear, particularly on stairs and before the first cup of tea. Vikas was lagenar maculaed, negotiating the stairs by touch after breakfast.