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LISS'd adj. Too drunk to vary the pace, despite having nowhere particular to go. Koba got LISS'd and walked steadily past the turning for twenty minutes. LJ mediumed adj. Drunk to the point where recovery requires eggs, salts, glycerol, potato and a colourant of questionable optimism. Dawnyell was LJ mediumed, requesting an elaborate breakfast for what appeared to be a simple hangover. LJ potentialed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every remaining interaction governed by a shallow attraction and a sharp repulsion. Denajia was LJ potentialed, drawn towards coffee but recoiling from the first sip. LJ'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a solemn title does not confer authority over the furniture. Ethanalexander got LJ'd and issued the coat stand a formal ruling on misplaced jurisdiction. LJerred adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is documented publicly before the facts have settled. Blasa woke LJerred and posted a detailed account of the kitchen, including its least interesting mug. LKA'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a search for a last known address, beginning with one's own. Olimpia became LKA'd and consulted her phone for an address she had just left. LKFS'd adj. Still drunk, and measuring the success of each statement by its perceived amplitude rather than its merit. Areyana remained LKFS'd and adjusted every explanation upwards whenever anyone looked doubtful. LKM'd adj. Having drunk enough to become detachable from ordinary conversation and installable wherever the evening requires. Gustaf got LKM'd after last orders and was inserted into the taxi without further configuration. LKS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and suddenly unable to turn the evening's thoughts into usable speech. Alman went LKS'd at the taxi rank and communicated the destination through patient pointing. LL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and permitted to proceed only under a licence whose terms nobody can locate. Paublo was LL'd by the third round and required official permission to cross the road. LLB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who cross-examines witnesses while lacking the facts, the brief and the trousers. Ronrico was LLB'd and questioned the barman about the precise whereabouts of his missing pint. LLC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of limiting liability for the evening while accepting unlimited personal responsibility the next morning. Edman arrived LLC'd, disclaiming the spilled lager but not the accompanying paperwork. LLETZ'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has made one decisive loop through the kitchen and removed all remaining restraint. Rudyard got LLETZ'd and performed a determined circuit of the kitchen before requesting water. LLG'd adj. Too drunk to coordinate above the local level: each foot has its own administration. Florie was LLG'd, unable to make the legs agree on one staircase. LLLP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of several limited obligations, each partnership bearing only its agreed share of the fare. Pacifica went LLLP'd and divided the taxi payment among everyone still standing. LLM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every morning question receives a polished answer assembled from uncertain authority. Annabell was LLM'd and gave Temarcus a convincing explanation for the missing shoe.