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lagniapped (/lænˈjæpd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an accidental extra for the planned reward of a successful negotiation. Kayliann became lagniapped and claimed the spare umbrella as the evening's earned dividend. lagobolonned adj. Having drunk more than enough to wield an imaginary hunting stick at problems that merely require sitting down. Charlas became lagobolonned and attempted to settle the seating dispute with a walking stick. lagochilascariasised adj. You have drunk enough to carry a small internal infestation of confident, unhelpful decisions. Orice became lagochilascariasised and diagnosed the missing keys as a parasitic household condition. lagochilined adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has crystallised into something bitter on the kitchen worktop. Haroon stood lagochilined beside the kettle, regarding the empty mug with quiet chemical suspicion. lagoenaed adj. Drunk enough to decant the last of the wine carefully, then leave the vessel beside the sofa. Baruch became lagoenaed and served water from the wine decanter to everyone still awake. lagomed adj. Drunk beyond balance: one drink for the sofa, one for the kitchen, and none left for the journey home. Sametta got lagomed and arranged cushions according to a private theory of domestic balance. lagomerycided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you extinct by bedtime, with only antler-like gestures surviving. Michaya was lagomerycided on the sofa, reaching solemnly towards a glass of water. lagometered adj. Drunk, with the result that every request reaches you several seconds after it was made. Hoye was lagometered and fetched the glass of water after everyone had stopped asking. lagomorphed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you adopt the sofa, twitch at noises and regard the kitchen as open country. Roree became lagomorphed beneath the blanket and nibbled cautiously at a piece of toast. lagonaed adj. Drunk past the point of pouring neatly, and now serving the glass, the table and the carpet alike. Manas went lagonaed and distributed the evening's wine across the tablecloth. lagonited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming earthy and mineral, with a grey morning-after complexion. Harlow-faith woke lagonited beside the sink, holding a glass of water like a specimen. lagoon triggerfished adj. Drunk by the third round, and vividly coloured enough to alarm the otherwise quiet kitchen. Dotty-rae was lagoon triggerfished, bright-faced on the sofa and defensive about the biscuits. lagooned (/ləˈɡuːnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the sofa becomes shallow water and the kitchen a distant shore. Marieka spent the evening lagooned, marooned between the sofa cushions and the water glass. lagoonleted adj. Softened by drink into a small, shallow body around which others must navigate. Imarah became lagoonleted in the corner, reflecting the room’s remaining light. lagophthalmiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sleeping with one eye open for the glass of water beside you. Schenita slept lagophthalmiaed on the sofa, one eye fixed upon the untouched water. lagophthalmosed adj. Still drunk, and unable to close your eyes fully even when the sofa has accepted you. Engelbert lay lagophthalmosed beneath the blanket while Dinasti fetched the water.