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lahared (/ˈlɑhɑɹd/) adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the kitchen as a slow, warm mudflow. Leontine went lahared from the sofa to the sink, carrying the water with volcanic care. lahed (/lɑːd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sixth note an adequate response to coats, taxis and last orders. Jamesly got lahed and supplied the sixth note whenever anyone asked where the group was going. laherparepvecked adj. Drunk on the strength of a microscopic cure for a failing evening, with alarming confidence in its effects. Michaael went laherparepvecked and declared the quiet pint a revolutionary treatment. lahmacunned adj. Drunk since last orders, and shaped for the late search for something thin, round and heavily topped. Zykeira got lahmacunned and began describing the takeaway menu as if it were a wine list. lahmajoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating a thin, meat-topped supper as sound pub policy. Jamyron was lahmajoed before the quiz ended, planning a round dish for everyone. lahmajooned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard minced meat spread over thin bread as the evening's natural conclusion. Kaim was lahmajooned and asked whether the kitchen could make the supper more circular. lahmajoued adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a thin circle of minced meat constitutes a complete meal. Saleemah was lahmajoued, ordering supper with the certainty of someone settling a constitutional matter. lahmajouned adj. Still drunk, and pursuing a late, thin, meat-covered supper with the persistence of a regular. Ovee remained lahmajouned, asking three taxis where the nearest meat-topped bread could be found. lahmajunned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a late snack of thin bread and minced meat for a binding arrangement. Matsue was lahmajunned and promised the takeaway staff a regular seat at the pub. lahngaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every long ceremonial skirt appears to be an excellent business decision. Marterrion went lahngaed and proposed attending the football match in formal Indian dress. lahnsteinited adj. You are drunk and colourless with it, rare in the public bar and difficult to identify by eye. Miking went lahnsteinited and sat quietly beneath the pale light of the snug. lahohed adj. Of a drinker: spongy, flat and accepting of whatever breakfast the pub can provide. Inci woke lahohed and absorbed two mugs of tea without becoming noticeably more solid. lahoramined adj. Of a drinker who has taken a bitter, plant-like turn and is now dispensing advice as medicine. Linza got lahoramined and prescribed water to strangers with the authority of a chemist. lahorined adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an alkaloid's bitter certainty about everyone's condition. North was lahorined after supper, diagnosing the whole table from the state of their pints. lahpetted (/ləˈpɛtd/) adj. A drinker who has fermented into a savoury, pickled state and wants tea leaves with the crisps. Kiane was lahpetted, requesting something fermented while inspecting the bar snacks. lai seed adj. Reduced by drink to handing out lucky money as though every drinking companion were a fortunate child. Zykeem went lai seed and pressed coins into the hands of people merely waiting for chips.