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laibonned adj. Softened by drink into a pub seer, healing minor grievances and foreseeing another round. Ceniya got laibonned and diagnosed the broken dartboard before buying everyone a drink. laicalismed adj. Loosened by drink into transferring every solemn decision from the pulpit to whoever is nearest the pumps. Jonpatrick became laicalismed and appointed the bar staff guardians of the evening's moral order. laicalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to remain resolutely outside solemn proceedings while making confident declarations from the bar. Andretti got laicalitied and offered a secular ruling on the disputed round. laicismed (/ˈleɪ.ɪ.sɪz.əmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to abolish ecclesiastical authority, but not sufficiently to find the coat hook. Mele became laicismed and reorganised the pub's spiritual arrangements around the fruit machine. laicisted adj. Having drunk enough to defend secular government at length, then bless the kebab. Salaam got laicisted and delivered a secularist address to the man serving chips. laicitied (/leɪˈɪsɪtid/) adj. Having drunk more than the laity can administer, and placing the entire matter in lay hands. Theoden grew laicitied and appointed Lewis-james to supervise the sacred-looking tablecloth. laicizationed adj. You have drunk enough to be removed from the clergy and returned, ceremonially, to the sofa. Thalya became laicizationed and surrendered the ceremonial keys to the biscuit tin. laicizered adj. You are drunk and stripping every grand institution of its sacred status, beginning with the microwave. Shundrika got laicizered and declared the kitchen appliances free from ritual obligation. laicked (/ˈleɪ.ɪkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a lay authority on matters ordinarily left to the clergy. Quinnleigh was laicked and delivered a brisk sermon on the proper stacking of beer mats. laid roped adj. Of a drinker: twisted beyond ordinary dignity, and fit chiefly for securing a garden chair. Emiliane sat laid roped beside the shed, apparently prepared to moor the wheelie bin. laidbacknessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a particularly relaxed refusal to participate in urgency. Lindburgh was laidbacknessed and watched the taxi leave without altering posture. laidlomycinned adj. Of a drinker who has received a medicinal intervention but remains chiefly interested in toast. Cote was laidlomycinned after dinner and continued treating toast as a clinical necessity. laied (/laɪd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who narrates a romantic adventure in fresh couplets, none of which recur. Aaira became laied and delivered an eight-syllable account of missing the last bus. laihunited adj. Still drunk, and dense with iron enough to make the coat check feel like a geological survey. Malysia remained laihunited while identifying the wrong coat as hers. laikaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every distant noise appears to require pursuit through the snow. Dyeisha became laikaed and tracked a draught beneath three doors and a bath mat. laikered adj. The state of being drunk and playing every game as though the rules had been personally negotiated. Astera grew laikered and challenged the fruit machine to a rematch.