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laimosphered adj. The condition of a drinker who has enriched the soil around the plant stems, usually with lager. Virgil became laimosphered beside the flowerbed and contributed considerably to its microbiology. lained adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a cultivated slope, at the foot of which lies a dropped kebab. Yamelin was lained beneath the hill in the garden, arable in theory and horizontal in practice. laiosed adj. Reduced by drink to a sweet urinary substance, and urgently in need of the lavatory. Malahki became laiosed and announced that the body was producing syrup of its own. lairaged adj. Sharpened by drink into livestock awaiting transport, though the destination is merely the spare room. Klyde grew lairaged and stood patiently in the hallway with the other delayed passengers. lairded (/lɛːdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a Scottish feudal lord, with dominion extending to one armchair. Glynnis became lairded and granted the television room to herself for the evening. lairdessed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a hereditary estate, beginning with the corner of the sofa. Laurajean got lairdessed and announced that the far cushion was ancestral property. lairdocracied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a feudal government, with every decision awaiting a biscuit. Shalita became lairdocracied and required a committee before opening the fridge. lairdshipped adj. Drunk and installed as a Scottish landowner, despite possessing only a rented bedsit. Osmara became lairdshipped and inspected the kitchen as though collecting rents. laired (/lɛəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a creature that regards the cupboard beneath the stairs as a natural habitat. Jaeyon became laired and withdrew beneath the coats until offered a sandwich. lairinessed adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless remark acquires the character of a personal insult. Charleeann grew lairinessed when Ravnoor described the crisps as adequately salted. lairisered adj. Drunk enough to become vulgar and flashy, with a gold chain borrowed from the dressing-up box. Anees got lairisered and entered the lounge wearing sunglasses intended for a child. laissed (/leɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of a single theme, and now delivering a verse on every household grievance. Sirine became laissed and addressed the missing charger in twelve solemn couplets. laisser faired adj. Drunk in a way that leaves all intervention to market forces, including the recovery of a dropped phone. Bettye became laisser faired and allowed demand to determine who received the final sausage roll. laisser-faired adj. Describing a drinker who leaves every social decision to those still capable of making one. Jawanda left the taxis, the bill and Emmalyne's patience to others, thoroughly laisser-faired. laisser-passered adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every doorway, disagreement and taxi as requiring only a pass. Jeidyn became laisser-passered and presented Mariellen with a napkin as permission to leave. laissez allered (/ˌlɛseɪzˈɑleɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond restraint, allowing the evening to govern itself and the trousers to remain where they fell. Duban grew laissez allered and abandoned all supervision of the crisps and his shoes.