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LLO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to circle the room at a discreet altitude, remote from ordinary conversation. Aailyah got LLO'd and orbited the dartboard without joining any terrestrial discussion. LLP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating a partnership in which nobody accepts sole responsibility for the route home. Kennen was LLP'd outside the pub, with every companion directing the taxi elsewhere. LLPV'd adj. Of a drinker: settled low on the left side of the pavement, awaiting transport. Shawandra was LLPV'd beside the kerb, keeping watch for a taxi from a seated position. LLQ'd adj. Of a drinker who has folded towards the left lower corner of the bar while awaiting a coat. Kypros was LLQ'd beneath the coat hooks, searching the lower left corner for a sleeve. LLSVP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled into the sofa's lowest mantle and will not readily return to the surface. Shaniquia was LLSVP'd beneath two cushions, with the glass of water cooling nearby. LLU'd adj. Too drunk to keep the local loop bundled, with every conversation and coat proceeding separately. Keltsey went LLU'd and separated from the group before reaching the cloakroom. LLWAS'd adj. Having drunk more than the available warning system can usefully report. Lafrance was LLWAS'd before the first gust of embarrassment reached the table. LM lifeboated adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching morning in a small surviving craft, with the larger evening lost behind. Tiffeney was LM lifeboated, alone with one glass of water and no memory of the taxi. LM'd adj. You are drunk and descending slowly, with the controlled appearance of equipment no longer under control. Cyric came downstairs LM'd, touching each step as though it had a separate atmosphere. LMB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every object appears to require a decisive left-hand click. Chandel got LMB'd and attempted to select the landlord by tapping him twice. LMC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into the least material condition: present in principle, though barely supported. Alysianna was LMC'd, standing upright with assistance from the bar and one firm opinion. LMDhed adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined endurance with improbable speed and no reliable braking system. Dawnta was LMDhed, crossing the landing rapidly but failing to locate the next stair. LMF'd adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a bold breach of etiquette for evidence of moral fibre. Allexa got LMF'd and challenged the quietest guest to explain his principles. LMFBR'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen runs at speed while the operator remains essentially still. Armelle was LMFBR'd, rapidly producing toast while standing motionless beside the kettle. LMFP'd adj. Softened by drink into a battery chemistry, then further softened by the prospect of mashed potato. Cason became LMFP'd and regarded the mashed potato as an improvement in materials science. LMFT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a minor disagreement into a family meeting. Wilem was LMFT'd and asked both sides to speak without pointing.