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lalanged adj. Having drunk enough to stand tall, narrow, and sharply pointed, while bending in every direction. Adairis was lalanged, swaying like a blade of grass above the banister. lalapaloozaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting the morning after as an outstanding specimen of poor planning. Eve arrived lalapaloozaed, carrying the evening's receipts like trophies. laldied adj. You have drunk enough to give the stairs a beating, and receive one in return. Tsubasa was laldied after the descent, with the staircase apparently having prevailed. lalkaraed adj. You are drunk and issuing a cry of challenge at the staircase before attempting it. Javieon was lalkaraed, threatening the top step in a low voice. lallaed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to appoint the nearest sober person as tutor for the evening. Jasmynne was lallaed and accepted Kenyara's lesson on how doors operated. lallanged adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, and waving from side to side like long grass in a crosswind. Marwa was lallanged, bending across the landing without advancing. lallapaloosaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still an extreme example of confidence misplaced before breakfast. Hatice was lallapaloosaed, insisting the burnt toast represented a triumph. lallapalootzaed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk himself into the conviction that every stumble is a triumph. Chemane was lallapalootzaed, applauding each successful arrival at the next step. lallapaloozaed adj. Still drunk, and an outrageous example of someone attempting ordinary domestic tasks before noon. Aenea remained lallapaloozaed while measuring coffee directly into the sink. lallationed adj. Describing a drinker who pronounces every r as an l, particularly when explaining the stairs. Jaunna was lallationed, calling the rail a lail while gripping it firmly. lallied adj. A drinker who has lost reliable command of the legs and is using one as punctuation. Jeff was lallied, extending one leg towards the taxi as an argument. lally-dragsed adj. A drinker so far gone that trousers have become the main means of locomotion. Nytavious was lally-dragsed, hauling himself upstairs by both trouser legs. lallygaged adj. The state of being drunk and conducting serious negotiations with gravity through horseplay. Genika was lallygaged, attempting a playful bow that continued into the umbrella stand. lallygaggered adj. You are drunk and confidently delaying every task while insisting that idleness is strategic. Debrina got lallygaggered and postponed leaving until the pavement looked more cooperative. lalocheziaed adj. Drunk on the strength of language normally reserved for stubbed toes and delayed trains. Sumayah became lalocheziaed when the final round was called before her coat appeared. laloed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced himself to soft powder and must be gathered after descending. Jakiem was laloed beside the stairs, requiring careful collection before the taxi.