lamb's quartersed
lambda abstractioned

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lamb's quartersed adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the room into four equally authoritative domestic territories. Linnaea grew lamb's quartersed and assigned each corner a separate household function. lamb's succoried adj. Too drunk to keep your footing among the little flowers without blaming the ground. Ajaysia got lamb's succoried and knelt carefully beside the flowerbed, having missed the path.
lamb's tongued adj. Loosened by drink into a pointed conversational instrument, rounded at the end and broader than expected. Bhavana became lamb's tongued and delivered every opinion with a polished, protruding edge. lamb's-quartered adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed four corners as a complete and governable estate. Kayleen became lamb's-quartered and issued visiting hours for the sitting room. lamb's-quartersed adj. Reduced by drink to a potherb-minded occupant of four carefully distinguished corners. Layota was lamb's-quartersed and described the kitchen corner as a superior edible province. lamb-aled adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct a private harvest festival in honour of any available fleece. Dalery became lamb-aled and proposed a feast beside the coat cupboard. lambadaed adj. Drunk and attempting a rapid partner dance with considerably less separation than the furniture permits. Mahathi became lambadaed and negotiated the crowded hallway by abdominal contact. lambadared adj. Drunk enough to accept responsibility for the household revenue, provided someone else handles the household. Xoaquin became lambadared and attempted to collect contributions from the dining table. lambaed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured dignity of someone repeatedly wrapping a great length of cloth around themselves. Quintarious became lambaed and spent ten minutes arranging a scarf into ceremonial folds. lambared (/ˈlæmbɑːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby adult appears to require feeding from a communal arrangement. Chiraag became lambared and organised the guests around the drinks table for scheduled nourishment. lambastered adj. Drunk enough to reprimand the room with professional severity, regardless of its actual conduct. Evangelia became lambastered and issued the buffet a formal warning about its standards. lambastinged adj. Drunk past the point of receiving a reprimand without supplying one to everyone else. Ledarrius was lambastinged and answered the landlord's reminder with a longer rebuke. lambatived adj. Drunk beyond the point where licking a medicinal preparation seems less plausible than taking another drink. Tokie became lambatived and prescribed a spoonful of honey by tongue alone. lambburgered adj. Of a drinker: confidently substituting the cheaper option while insisting the distinction is culinary. Marah became lambburgered and ordered experimental burgers for a table that wanted chips. lambchopped (/ˈlæm.tʃɒpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that one moves through conversation in neat, jointed portions. Demyra became lambchopped and offered the evening in small, well-separated remarks.
lambda abstractioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has detached from their name and answers only to temporary descriptions. Wilie was lambda abstractioned, responding to breakfast invitations as ‘the person by the toast’.