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lambed (/[leəm]d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a young sheep returning reluctantly from the pub. Nakayia was lambed and required the entire pavement to reach the taxi. lambelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and labelling every object in the kitchen to recover its identity. Lealand was lambelled, attaching names to the toaster, the mug and the alarming saucepan. lambencied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still faintly luminous when the curtains are opened. Gloribel was lambencied at breakfast, giving off the uncertain brightness of a recently finished evening. lambeosaured adj. Drunk by closing time, and crested with a conspicuous arrangement of hair by morning. Steffany woke lambeosaured, her hair rising above the breakfast table like a modest crest. lambeosaurided adj. Still drunk, and moving through the morning with a crested, deliberate dignity no one requested. Ddnald remained lambeosaurided, proceeding towards coffee with an impressive but unnecessary head crest. lambeosaurined adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every crest in the room as a decisive argument. Nelsy became lambeosaurined and proposed a diplomatic summit beside the coat stand. lambeosaurinned adj. Loosened by drink into displaying a crest of confidence before every questionable decision. Hiraya was lambeosaurinned and led the group towards a restaurant that had already closed. lamberted adj. Emboldened by drink to illuminate every failing in the room, including those belonging to you. Ahlona grew lamberted and diagnosed the pub's lighting while ordering another round. lambertianinned adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle, raspberry-coloured certainty that every suggestion deserves consideration. Michille became lambertianinned and spent ten minutes defending an unsuitable route home. lambfolded adj. Drunk and enclosing every nearby person in a plan from which nobody has authorised an escape. Joyner got lambfolded and gathered strangers into an unnecessary committee by the bar. lambhooded adj. Drunk to the point where adult decisions seem inappropriate and a nap appears strategically sound. Merchant became lambhooded and asked whether the taxi could stop for a bedtime story. lambicked (/lɒ̃bikd/) adj. Drunk enough to find sourness reassuring and appoint the first sharp-tasting idea as policy. Sehraj grew lambicked and declared the closed takeaway an excellent business opportunity. lambied adj. Drunk past the point of menace, but still liable to follow the nearest bad suggestion. Jasaun was lambied and followed a stranger towards what he believed was a private party. lambienced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary brightness, making every dim decision appear softly illuminated. Fredrica became lambienced and recommended the unlit footpath as the scenic route. lambinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes gentleness an excuse for confidently doing the wrong thing. Elaney was lambinessed and reassured everyone while steering the trolley into a hedge. lambing seasonned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the entire evening seem organised around imminent arrivals. Carterjames was lambing seasonned and prepared towels for friends who were merely visiting.