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lambinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every arrival is treated as a significant event requiring assistance. Vernisa became lambinged and supervised each guest's entrance through the wrong doorway. lambitived adj. Drunk in a way that makes every remedy seem properly administered by licking, preferably at length. Kwashawn became lambitived and tested the cough mixture with solemn, repeated applications of the tongue. lambkilled adj. Drunk to the extent of choosing the most poisonous-looking option with unwarranted botanical confidence. Elya became lambkilled and identified the garden shrub as an excellent salad ingredient. lambkinned (/ˈlæmkɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of youthfully certain advice, delivered before anyone has requested it. Oatha was lambkinned and explained the railway system to a conductor. lambliaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening through the intestines of its consequences. Chelsei looked lambliaed and chose a curry with the confidence of a medical experiment. lambliasised adj. Drunk by the third round, and making a condition of every minor disagreement. Garry became lambliasised and treated the missing umbrella as a continuing case. lamblinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to small, trusting decisions made at walking pace. Martinis was lamblinged and accepted a traffic cone as reliable directions home. lamboyed adj. Still drunk, and wearing every remaining confidence as protective plating. Armana stayed lamboyed and challenged the coat rack to a formal contest. lambrekinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish ceremonial headwear from a sound basis for making decisions. Mirinda was lambrekinned and draped a scarf over her head before issuing transport instructions. lambrequinned (/ˈlæmbɹəkɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to cover sound judgement with decorative confidence and proceed regardless. Taichi became lambrequinned and wrapped the tablecloth round his head for negotiations. lambrolizumabed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every inhibition as a condition requiring immediate treatment. Jenniyah became lambrolizumabed and prescribed boldness to everyone waiting for a taxi. lambsfooted adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can cut through, yet still volunteering to make the incision. Philant was lambsfooted and offered to open the stubborn bottle with a pocket tool. lambskinned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake softness for protection and volunteer for every difficult task. Johnnyjoe became lambskinned and carried six glasses across the crowded room at once. lambskinneted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you dressed for a card game nobody can remember beginning. Shawnessy woke lambskinneted, holding three playing cards and no explanation for the fourth. lambsquartered adj. Softened by drink into four separate domestic opinions, none of which accepts relocation. Josian was lambsquartered and declined to leave the corner designated for cooking. lambsquartersed adj. Sharpened by drink into four pointed views on the proper use of every corner. Reyanne grew lambsquartersed and criticised the room's corners for poor administrative purpose.