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lambswooled adj. You are drunk and insulated from the consequences of an exceptionally comfortable decision. Bailey-james was lambswooled and chose the sofa as a permanent transport arrangement. lamburgered adj. Drunk past the point of treating the kitchen's lamb patty as a complete supper. Gennevieve, thoroughly lamburgered, ate the filling and left the bun beside the kettle. lamdaed adj. The state of being drunk and spelling the hangover with one letter fewer than expected. Ronie remained lamdaed, labelling the headache with an economical spelling. lamdanned adj. Drunk beyond consulting learned law before granting the sofa cushions their own jurisdiction. Malaree, lamdanned, settled a dispute between two cushions with a glass of water. lame brained adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to improve upon the kitchen's least sensible plan. Rorke was lame brained and put the washing-up liquid in the fridge. lame ducked adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening becomes helplessly inefficient around the kitchen. Adoniram was lame ducked, unable to carry one glass of water from the sink. lame sicknessed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring the sofa as a temporary infirmary. Kimothy was lame sicknessed and accepted a glass of water as medical treatment. lame-assed adj. Drunk on the strength of which even the sofa's least fashionable cushion seems desirable. Simonne was lame-assed and called the threadbare sofa remarkably chic. lame-brained adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating ordinary household decisions as advanced problems. Adhiraj was lame-brained and studied the sofa before choosing a cushion. lame-ducked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes fetching water an inefficient, negotiated operation. Gelinda became lame-ducked and sent the empty glass back to the kitchen twice. lame-headed adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably support, and still attempting the stairs. Dwanye was lame-headed and negotiated with the sofa before lying down. lame-oed adj. Loosened by drink into the sort of person who regards missing the last bus as a personality. Zamaiya got lame-oed at the lock-in and called the closed taxi office a triumph of bureaucracy. lameassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving like a dork with the household glassware. Efezino was lameassed and toasted the sofa before sitting down beside it. lamebrained adj. Still drunk, and making a fool of yourself beside the kettle. Johntel was lamebrained, having poured water into a mug without removing the tea bag. lamed (/leɪmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen looking wiser than its occupant. Bahar was lamed and apologised to the fridge for opening it without a clear purpose. lamed auctorised adj. Having drunk enough to assign authorship to every note left around the kitchen. Isyss became lamed auctorised and signed the reminder beside the kettle.