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lameded (/ˈlɑːmɛdd/) adj. Too drunk to place a single mark correctly on the shopping list beside the sink. Evera was lameded and wrote the shopping list in three unrelated columns. lamedhed (/ˈlɑːmɛdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the shopping list for a sacred text requiring household recitation. Jaykwon was lamedhed and read the shopping list aloud from the sofa. lameheaded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a household chore for a personal insult. Corgan was lameheaded and took the unwashed plate beside the sofa personally. lamellaed (/ləˈmɛl.əd/) adj. You are drunk and arranged in thin, plate-like layers across the sofa. Collier was lamellaed, distributed across the sofa with a cushion between each limb. lamellaphoned adj. Of a drinker: plucking each sentence sharply, while the room supplies the hollow accompaniment. Ameyia got lamellaphoned and played a tune on the bar with one impatient finger. lamellar faced adj. Of a drinker who has presented the broad side to the sofa and the narrow side to conversation. Jessica-grace was lamellar faced against the sofa, answering questions without turning round. lamellar granuled adj. Describing a drinker who has sealed themselves beneath blankets and rejected further kitchen traffic. Zada was lamellar granuled beneath the duvet, with water stationed at the bedside. lamellar tramaed adj. A drinker who has retreated into the sofa's interior layers, leaving the outer cushion unoccupied. Mayfield was lamellar tramaed between the sofa cushions and the folded blanket. lamellariided adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa acquires a small, crawling occupant. Zenani was lamellariided, progressing from the sofa towards the kitchen by uncertain inches. lamellaritied adj. The state of being drunk and layered across the sofa, each layer less mobile than the last. Gianfranco was lamellaritied, with blanket, cushion and coat forming successive domestic strata. lamellationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the sofa into several occupied layers. Realyn was lamellationed across the sofa, reserving separate sections for coat and cushion. lamelled adj. Of a drinker: spread across the sofa in thin layers, with water placed just beyond reach. Vincentia was lamelled, each blanket forming a separate layer over the sofa. lamellibrachided adj. The drunkenness of one who has emerged from the sofa like a tube worm seeking water. Arita was lamellibrachided, extending cautiously from the sofa towards the kitchen tap. lamellibranched adj. Drunk since last orders, and opening and closing your mouth at everyone without taking anything in. Dellie spent the lock-in lamellibranched, smiling broadly at a bowl of crisps. lamellibranchiated adj. Drunk by the third round, and hinged at the middle whenever conversation requires a reply. Nevach stood lamellibranchiated beside the fruit machine, opening and shutting without speaking. lamellicorned adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a fan of opinions whenever anyone comes near. Aaria was lamellicorned at the bar, spreading opinions towards every departing customer.