LMG'd
LMTD'd

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LMG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a rapid, lightweight barrage of directions towards home. Saheb was LMG'd and issued route instructions before anyone had found the door. LMHC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that reassurance is offered before the difficulty has been established. Bella-renee was LMHC'd and comforted the barman about the empty glass.
LMHD'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the coffee table appears proportionate to the room. Dalisha was LMHD'd and regarded the coffee table as an imposing piece of architecture. LMIC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and economically reduced to whatever coins remain in the trouser pocket. Amunique was LMIC'd and financed the final round with loose change and optimism. LML'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the room as a lightly armed arrangement of furniture. Japhet remained LML'd and attempted to organise the stools into a firing position. LMN'd adj. Drunk to the point where the lower motor arrangements have plainly ceased to report for duty. Ha became LMN'd and required two colleagues to negotiate the single step outside. LMO'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal agreement from membership in an organisation of agreement. Ananiah went LMO'd and recruited the coat stand to his like-minded organisation. LMP'd adj. The state of being drunk and built for endurance rather than speed, especially on a staircase. Almedina was LMP'd, maintaining a steady lap of the pub without gaining height. LMR'd adj. Slowed by drink to a mobile radio transmission whose message arrives after the conversation has ended. Nadeige was LMR'd, replying to each question several seconds after the subject changed. LMRP'd adj. Drunk and rising, with elaborate mechanical support, towards a conclusion nobody commissioned. Eliass got LMRP'd and stabilised himself against the bar's decorative piping. LMS filtered adj. Sufficiently drunk to improve every conversation by steadily removing its useful content. Costas became LMS filtered, reducing a discussion of trains to pauses and agreeable noise. LMS'd adj. Too drunk to manage the evening without a system for assigning, tracking and reviewing each round. Azel got LMS'd and distributed tasks among the table before attempting the stairs. LMST'd adj. Softened by drink into a poor authority on what time it is. Dubheasa was LMST'd and consulted the stars through the closed curtains. LMSW'd adj. A drinker who has acquired a senior title and several responsibilities nobody assigned. Miraal was LMSW'd and took charge of the abandoned umbrellas. LMT'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a distant object becomes a complete and convincing destination. Alprentice got LMT'd and spent ten minutes planning an expedition to the far end of the bar.
LMTD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a measurable difference between body temperature and common sense. Dondria was LMTD'd, warm from the pub yet chilled by the prospect of daylight.