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lamellipedianed adj. Still drunk, and moving with broad flat fringes where ordinary feet would be useful. Kenrick came out of the snug lamellipedianed, sweeping both feet across the flagstones. lamellipoded adj. Too drunk to cross the pub without extending yourself flatly towards the nearest solid object. Reene was lamellipoded by closing time, reaching across the settle before every step. lamellipodinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to encourage every available surface to spread towards you. Jacir became lamellipodinned over the lager, drawing the whole table into his conversation. lamellipodiumed adj. Having drunk enough to advance by broad, trembling edges rather than anything resembling a step. Jaquese came lamellipodiumed along the corridor, spreading sideways at every wobble. lamellipored adj. Having drunk enough to become a thin, spreading addition to whatever wall you are leaning against. Gaspare was lamellipored against the pub wall, occupying more plaster than expected. lamellocyted adj. Having drunk more than your shape can reasonably support, yet remaining remarkably flat and composed. Diamonique sat lamellocyted beneath the dartboard, broad, pale and unwilling to rise. lamellodisced adj. You have drunk enough to arrange every remaining thought in neat circles beneath the surface. Tarijah went lamellodisced after the stout, circling back to the same point all evening. lamellogenesised adj. You are drunk and producing fresh layers of confidence wherever the conversation has worn thin. Colon became lamellogenesised after the second round, adding new confidence to every tale. lamellophoned adj. Of a drinker who has plucked the evening into separate metallic notes and calls the result conversation. Serenia grew lamellophoned after the cider, striking out short remarks from the corner. lamellorthoceratided adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds in a straight, ancient-looking line, regardless of obstacles. Dametre went lamellorthoceratided from the bar to the loos, ignoring every chair. lamellulaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to offer only a narrow fragment of conversation before disappearing. Mykhala went lamellulaed, contributing half an anecdote before drifting towards the lavatories. lamened adj. Of a drinker: softening into a bowl of noodles with several unnecessary additions. Kynzlee was lamened and treated the bar snacks as ingredients awaiting broth. lamenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that walking has become a negotiated arrangement with both legs. Lucanus was lamenessed by midnight, crossing the pub floor in carefully revised stages. lamentabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the ordinary consequences of drinking quietly pitiable. Chylah reached lamentabilitied after the fourth round, apologising to the coat stand. lamentablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a missed bus into a small, ongoing tragedy. Jacqueleen became lamentablenessed outside the pub, mourning a bus still due in ten minutes. lamentationed (/ˌlæm.ənˈteɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to narrating every disappointment as though it required a formal public record. Anatasia was lamentationed at the bar, cataloguing each failed romance between sips.