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lamented (/ləˈmɛntd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating each minor inconvenience as a personal bereavement. Constantine got lamented when the crisps ran out and mourned them beside the till. lamentered adj. Softened by drink into the pub's appointed mourner for matters nobody else has noticed. Kailem became lamentered beside the fruit machine, mourning the evening's lost possibilities. lamentinged adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a grievance in every harmless remark. Jihan went lamentinged after the lager and took exception to the wording of the menu. lamentinned adj. The condition of a drinker who advances towards the last train with placid, amphibious dignity. Ilai became lamentinned and blocked the station entrance without apparent urgency. lameoed (/ˈleɪmoʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to call the dullest person in the room a loser, usually correctly. Lorma became lameoed after the bitter and assessed every hat in the bar. lameoided adj. Drunk and conspicuously uncool, yet confident that the room has failed to recognise your appeal. Cansel was lameoided at the disco, requesting records long after the bar staff had given up. lamered adj. Having drunk more than your dignity can accommodate, and still attempting technical assistance at the bar. Copen became lamered and offered to repair the till with a butter knife. lamesauced adj. You are drunk and have made a general contribution to the evening which nobody can defend. Shontia became lamesauced and proposed replacing the bar stools with office chairs. lamestered adj. Of a drinker: advancing with ceremonial difficulty, as though the carpet had become a hill. Lashane arrived lamestered and negotiated each stair as a separate expedition. lamestreamered adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered all originality and is now recommending the most obvious song available. Jaevien went lamestreamered and requested the anthem already playing. lametered adj. Describing a drinker who moves with grave difficulty, yet remains determined to inspect every room. Korrey became lametered and toured the toilets as though assessing an estate. lamettaed (/ləˈmɛtəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining thought hangs in bright, fragile strips. Jarelyn was lamettaed, festooning the conversation with glittering fragments about Christmas. lamewaded adj. The state of being drunk and socially unnecessary, particularly while offering suggestions nobody requested. Pavni became lamewaded and advised the band to simplify its only song. lamiaed (/ˈleɪmɪəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an imposing appetite and lost interest in the menu. Jamaah was lamiaed and regarded the children's buffet with ancient purpose. lamianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has pulled every sentence out to improbable length before swallowing it. Talissia got lamianed and stretched a simple toast into several uneven strands. lamidoed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing decrees over minor domestic arrangements. Nedia became lamidoed and appointed the smallest guest keeper of the napkins.