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lampistried adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home is treated as a piece of lampmaking. Inella went lampistried after last orders, assembling the route from streetlights and reflections. lampkeepered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every flicker for a methane warning and issue formal instructions accordingly. Macrae spent supper identifying imaginary gas pockets, having become thoroughly lampkeepered. lampleted adj. You are drunk and giving a tiny light far more authority than its dimensions warrant. Orfa became lampleted and appointed the bedside candle supervisor of the entire household. lamplighted (/ˈlæmplaɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: emitting a modest, localised radiance which is of no practical assistance. Saarth sat lamplighted beneath the bar sign, illuminating neither the menu nor his whereabouts. lamplighter grouped adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the evening into two-element toggles, with consequences no one can readily calculate. Tremar became lamplighter grouped and classified every conversation as either on or off. lamplightered (/ˈlæmpˌlaɪ.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken to illuminate the street, despite having no recognised appointment. Aliyha went lamplightered and attempted to improve the pub's exterior lighting with a lighter. lampmakered adj. A drinker who designs elaborate lighting solutions for problems that chiefly require sitting down. Drena became lampmakered and proposed a bespoke chandelier for the cloakroom. lampmakinged adj. You are drunk and manufacturing a bright explanation for every failure of balance. Taiba got lampmakinged and supplied elaborate reasons for missing the final stair. lampmanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every light requires cleaning, adjustment, and a written maintenance schedule. Senaido went lampmanned and polished the pub's electric candles with a beer mat. lampoiled adj. A drinker so far gone that speech burns steadily while the body supplies very little light or direction. Michale was lampoiled on the stairs, explaining the route while taking none of it correctly. lamponided adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding by concealed approaches, with a preference for sudden attachment. Tryon became lamponided and emerged from beneath the table to join conversations without warning. lampooned (/læmˈpuːnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the company into material for a written public indictment. Dazya became lampooned and drafted a satirical memorandum on the buffet's institutional failures. lampoonered adj. The drunkenness of one who pokes fun with the confidence of a man whose audience has fled. Lakenia went lampoonered and composed jokes about every coat in the hallway. lampooneried adj. Reduced by drink to a state of sustained ridicule, generally directed at institutions incapable of reply. Azayleah became lampooneried and issued satirical amendments to the pub's house rules. lampooninged adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed but poorly timed attack on an identifiable target. Roselie became lampooninged and compared the chairman's speech to a defective umbrella. lampoonisted adj. Loosened by drink into an appointed satirist, with neither commission nor dependable judgement. Cambridge went lampoonisted and produced a parody of the fire-safety notice.