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LMTV'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary manoeuvrability, requiring a broad route and tactical consideration. Cambreigh was LMTV'd and negotiated the narrow hallway with military optimism. LMVD'd adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a vehicle business from a stationary chair. Zanette was LMVD'd and attempted to sell the armchair with a warranty. LMWD'd adj. You are drunk and unexpectedly compact in your remaining social output. Deannea was LMWD'd, offering a dense explanation and then becoming quiet. LMWH'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become difficult to move and easy to bruise socially. Monet was LMWH'd and required careful handling near the crowded coat stand. LMXB'd adj. You have drunk enough to become a small companion orbiting a much brighter source. Zahna got LMXB'd and spent the evening circling the loudest person in the room. LN'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary warmth, preserving every bad decision in a remarkably stable condition. Tolga got LN'd and froze the evening's first mistake into a permanent itinerary. LN2'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the surrounding conversation crystallise before you can revise it. Rahima got LN2'd and turned a passing suggestion into an immovable booking. LNA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every small sound from the bar has been amplified into news. Jessilynn got LNA'd and heard significance in the till drawer closing. LNAV'd (/ˈɛl.neɪvd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating laterally by landmarks whose relevance remains unverified. Mikesha was LNAV'd and reached the kebab shop by following a sign for a closed solicitor. LNB'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every loud thought is converted to a lower frequency. Anshul was LNB'd, amplifying small observations into a steady murmur. LNC'd adj. Loosened by drink into a convention of limbs, each speaking over the others while walking. Ermond got LNC'd on the staircase and held a disorderly debate with both knees. LNE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a breakfast that has liquefied the distinction between refreshment and recovery. Monchelle woke LNE'd and treated the melted ice in her glass as a restorative solution. LNG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and cooled into a transportable state for the journey home. Fonisha was LNG'd by the last bell and decanted carefully into a cab. LNP'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening could safely encapsulate, with the contents released indiscriminately. Tishana got LNP'd and delivered several private observations to the entire table. LNR'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the last number redialled is the takeaway, repeatedly. Marvan became LNR'd and ordered from the takeaway three times without ending the call. LNT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every noxious emission from the evening is captured and stored in the kitchen. Neloise was LNT'd beside the cooker, absorbing the consequences of the burnt toast.