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lampoonried adj. Softened by drink into a private satirical campaign against furniture, management, and the concept of closing time. Yehya grew lampoonried and annotated the drinks list with unkind marginalia. lamposted adj. Drunk and standing conspicuously upright, while providing considerably less illumination than expected. Xzaiden became lamposted beside the gate and offered directions in steadily diminishing detail. lampposted adj. Drunk to the point where standing in one fixed place appears a civic contribution. Xhavier became lampposted beside the bus stop and remained there through two timetables. lamprelled adj. Drunk enough to acquire an obsolete, faintly aquatic manner of approaching the next round. Kendrea went lamprelled and attached herself to the bar with surprising persistence. lampreyed (/ˈlæm.pɹid/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary social contact, advancing by suction and declining to release the nearest sleeve. Zabrian became lampreyed and remained attached to the landlord during the entire raffle. lampricided adj. Drunk beyond sociable recovery, with every remaining impulse directed towards eliminating the young and irritating. Dalon went lampricided and spent the evening attempting to eradicate the junior members of the darts team. lamprided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a broad, warm, somewhat improbable confidence about one's buoyancy. Lania became lamprided and declared herself capable of crossing the harbour by personal radiance. lampridided adj. Drunk, with the result that the body becomes conspicuously rounded, warm, and difficult to steer. Gisell went lampridided and approached the buffet in a broad, gliding arc. lampriformed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one elongated in posture, marine in judgement, and unwilling to use the stairs. Nariya became lampriformed and progressed through the party in a slow, ornamental curve. lamproited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming volcanically certain, potassium-rich in disposition, and liable to erupt over minor arrangements. Nelma went lamproited and objected vigorously to the positioning of the bread basket. lamprologined adj. The state of being drunk and lying motionless by morning, like a fish that has chosen one corner of the tank. Cherylann was found lamprologined beside the aquarium, gazing steadily into the empty filter. lamprologinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the morning circling one small, dimly lit idea. Sheriee remained lamprologinned over coffee, returning repeatedly to the question of the missing spoon. lampronned adj. Of a drinker: attached to the nearest support and proceeding by small, persistent pulls. Miliana went lampronned along the banister, treating each post as temporary firm ground. lamproomed adj. Of a drinker: elevated, conspicuous, and unable to descend without turning the staircase into a public signal. Shahied stood lamproomed above the party, illuminating the landing with repeated announcements. lampropeltined adj. The drunkenness of one who has coiled beneath a blanket and will emerge only when properly warmed. Daydra was lampropeltined beneath the duvet, declining toast by means of one raised finger. lamprophiided adj. Reduced by drink to moving cautiously along the wall, as though the floor were open country. Keijuan came downstairs lamprophiided, following the skirting board towards the coffee.