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lancewooded adj. Reduced by drink to something tough and heavy, best left across the sofa until morning. Rauf was lancewooded on the sofa, immovable but accepting of water. lanceworked adj. Softened by drink into words and pictures made across the kitchen with crumbs and spilled water. Kaitin was lanceworked, illustrating the evening on the table with toast crumbs. lanchaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding under sail despite having neither vessel nor navigable water. Migelangel went lanchaed and attempted to tack across the supermarket entrance. lanchanged adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that oars are an adequate answer to traffic. Trude became lanchanged and proposed rowing home along the dual carriageway. lancharaed adj. Still drunk, and certain that every corridor requires a crew, a sail and two steering posts. Chethan remained lancharaed and recruited the coat queue for an expedition home. lanched adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a considerable deposit of loose stones whenever asked to move. Annavictoria became lanched and occupied the doorway with the permanence of geological material. lanciaoed (/ˈlan.t͡ʃaʊ̯d/) adj. You are drunk and treating the buffet as an opportunity for an unusually specialised stew. Ijeoma went lanciaoed and asked whether the sausages represented a regional tradition. lanciered adj. Of a drinker: advancing with ceremonial confidence towards an objective that has moved twice already. Alejandro became lanciered and charged the coat rack with a napkin held like a standard. lancinationed adj. Having drunk enough to feel every handshake as a small, deliberate tearing. Jymon, thoroughly lancinationed, accepted the landlord's handshake with visible concern. lancinged adj. Having drunk more than the pub's furniture can safely be lanced from the conversation. Harry-john was lancinged, puncturing every silence with another opinion about darts. lancininned adj. You have drunk enough to regard every medicinal bitterness as evidence of quality. Jaylia was lancininned and praised the stout for its distinctly pharmacy-like finish. lancinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a bitter chemical aftertaste for a promising new tipple. Hendley grew lancinned after the fourth round and began assessing every bitter by its finish. land acknowledgemented adj. Of a drinker: formally recognising the ground beneath the table before attempting to stand. Monaca became land acknowledgemented and thanked the carpet for hosting the evening. land acknowledgmented adj. Of a drinker who has made a formal announcement about the floor, and now treats it as public property. Shawta was land acknowledgmented and gave the flagstones a respectful nod before sitting down. land agented adj. Describing a drinker who manages the whole estate of the pub, including chairs not belonging to him. Aker was land agented, rearranging stools and inspecting the snug's boundaries. land arted adj. A drinker who arranges crisps, coasters and spilt ale into a temporary installation. Yitzel was land arted, composing a careful crescent of crisps around the ashtray.