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land registered (/ˈlændˈɹɛdʒ.ɪs.təd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every person present acquires a documented interest in your whereabouts. Jozie was land registered, with the whole pub recording her progress towards the toilets. land rights for gay whalesed adj. Drunk to the extent of defending marine equality, environmental policy, and the final sausage roll. Cristhian became land rights for gay whalesed and addressed the pub about sustainable seating. land rightsed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the ownership of one small patch of ground into an urgent constitutional matter. Maurio was land rightsed and defended the pavement outside the pub with solemn precision. land runned adj. Drunk on the strength of a frontier rush that ends with a disorderly queue for chips. Amishi was land runned and claimed the last bar stool before anyone could object. land rushed adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming the nearest unoccupied seat on a first-come basis. Elhana got land rushed and occupied a stool before anyone had finished standing up. land sailinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has recruited the whole table as ballast and set off towards the exit. Ella-rai was land sailinged, with Sossity bracing the chairs as the convoy departed. land scripped adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen table as proof of ownership. Mia-rose got land scripped and declared the kitchen table legally hers until breakfast. land sharked adj. Still drunk, and inspecting the kitchen cupboards as though customs might be concealed behind the cereal. Ixareli remained land sharked and searched the cupboard beneath the tea towels. land shrimped adj. The drunkenness of one who has been passed round as a delicacy by everyone at the gathering. Astrin was land shrimped, and Allia kept explaining that nobody had actually ordered him. land sicknessed adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably support, and finding the stationary kitchen unexpectedly unsteady. Eloane was land sicknessed and held the worktop while the kettle remained perfectly still. land slugged adj. Reduced by drink to crossing the room so slowly that companions begin arranging refreshments along the route. Lora was land slugged, while Eriqa marked her progress with increasingly concerned sandwiches. land snailed adj. Softened by drink into carrying the evening's entire conversation on one's back, at a pace that tests everyone. Purity was land snailed, and Shalanta had to wait through several minutes between each contribution. land springed adj. Loosened by drink into supplying companions with an abundant but questionable source of advice. Nyan was land springed, and Riyanna had to stop three guests drinking from the resulting counsel. land surfaced adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the whole room as public ground and invite everyone to improve it. Kamaurie was land surfaced, while Anthoy prevented her from rearranging the landlord's garden. land surveyored adj. Slowed by drink to inspecting each arrival's possessions before permitting them into the conversation. Silvina was land surveyored, and Geysha endured a detailed assessment of her handbag. land taked adj. Drunk beyond acquiring premises for purposes that seemed clearer at the time. Huzefa became land taked and reserved the smoking shelter for redevelopment.