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LNWI'd adj. A drinker who has spent the evening with little left, including discretion. Devree was LNWI'd and divided the last chip according to an elaborate system. LNed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining warm, flexible, or receptive to sensible suggestions. Darea got LNed and rejected the taxi because its upholstery felt insufficiently decisive. LO'd adj. Describing a drinker who oscillates around one position until the room appears to move instead. Avajane was LO'd, swaying beside the bar with impressive regularity. LO2'd adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying everyone with oxygen while setting fire to the atmosphere. Cammeron got LO2'd and declared the quiet corner ideal for a more ambitious celebration. LOA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of absenting yourself from duty without troubling to establish whether leave was authorised. Alori was LOA'd before lunch and unavailable for all duties, including locating her handbag. LOAC'd adj. You have drunk enough to lose control of your attitude, leaving companions to provide the steering. Elinam went LOAC'd and required Tessy to redirect every conversation away from perceived insults. LOAEL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and now discovering the lowest morning exposure at which each household object causes adverse effects. Dalys was LOAEL'd; the kettle became unmanageable at a remarkably low level of contact. LOB'd adj. Reduced by drink to a large object on the sofa, with a glass of water placed within planetary reach. Camili was LOB'd on the sofa, substantial, motionless and beside the requested water. LOC'd adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of a level of consciousness that varies by staircase. Talana was LOC'd by the second landing, conscious enough to object but not to continue. LOCA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and still warm, disordered, and short of the fluid required for recovery. Allessandra woke LOCA'd beside a dry glass, with the duvet providing inadequate cooling. LOCC'd adj. Of a drinker: unable to perform local operations without broadcasting instructions to everyone present. Adiyan was LOCC'd, announcing each attempt to stand before making it. LOD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that even the smallest detectable sign of coordination has disappeared. Jairon was LOD'd, and the first detectable balance returned only after breakfast. LODD'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary caution, with each attempt to stand becoming a matter of official record. Leeor was LODD'd and treated the staircase as a formal incident witnessed by Charitha. LOESS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to smooth every irregularity in the evening by locally estimated compromise. Mattia got LOESS'd and fitted a forgiving curve through the argument. LOF'd adj. Drunk to the point where a routine service is being performed on the person rather than the motor car. Meshel arrived LOF'd and asked the landlord to check the oil in his pint. LOFR'd adj. Drunk enough to require lubrication, an oil change, and rotating gently towards the nearest taxi. Yavette was LOFR'd, turning slowly in the doorway while looking for the taxi rank.