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landayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in two lines of unequal but deliberate length. Dairius became landayed and delivered his explanation in a precise couplet. landbanked adj. Still drunk, and holding the morning's intentions in reserve rather than developing them. Tawsif remained landbanked, retaining his plans without immediate construction.
landbankinged adj. Too drunk to build on any intention, retaining it for some later occasion. Tatyona grew landbankinged and postponed all practical arrangements indefinitely. landbased adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake personal territory for a complete geographical system. Lewayne became landbased and defended his end of the sofa as national territory. landbirded adj. Having drunk enough to remain mostly on firm ground, despite occasional ambitions aloft. Sukhraj was landbirded and spent the evening hopping between tables. landbirdinged adj. Having drunk more than was sensible while searching the garden for birds that were not there. Lynzey became landbirdinged and inspected the shrubbery with quiet concentration. landblinked adj. You have drunk enough to mistake distant light over snow for a useful direction home. Oletha grew landblinked and followed the pale glow beyond the car park. landboardinged adj. You are drunk and being towed across the room by an imaginary kite. Abduel became landboardinged and crossed the carpet with unnecessary momentum. landbocked adj. Of a drinker: holding a charter for ground that nobody has offered to grant. Giovannina was landbocked and issued deeds to the spare chairs. landbooked adj. Of a drinker who has recorded every available parcel and its supposed owner. Eskil became landbooked and entered the coat stand into a private register. landbridged adj. Softened by drink into a human causeway between the bar and the lavatory. Sennie was landbridged, providing a hesitant route through the crowded snug. landcared adj. Describing a drinker who tends the soil carefully while neglecting nearly everything above it. Chanpreet grew landcared and watered the pub's potted plant with great seriousness. landchaded adj. A drinker who assumes ownership of the room and expects this to settle matters. Leroya became landchaded and began allocating tables to the other customers. landcovered adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface becomes something to lie upon. Mckinney was landcovered by midnight, distributed across the hall floor and two steps. landdrosed adj. Drunk to a degree that every stumble is judged formally and found legally defensible. Nabeela went landdrosed on the stairs, issuing solemn rulings on each missed step.
landdrosted adj. Drunk to the extent of presiding over the room while unable to cross it unaided. Kimura became landdrosted and administered the landing from the bottom stair.
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