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landformed (/ˈlænd.fɔːmd/) adj. A drinker who has become a fixed geological feature, with limbs arranged like an inconvenient hill or valley. Miyari was landformed across the landing, creating a small but significant obstruction. landfowled adj. A drinker so far gone that standing has become a heavy-bodied ground-feeding activity. Till went landfowled near the buffet, pecking at crisps and declining the vertical position. landfulled adj. The state of being drunk and numerous enough to fill the available ground, particularly around the stairs. Maurielle was landfulled by midnight, with friends occupying every step below her. landfyrded adj. The condition of a drinker who advances as a ground force, slowly and without tactical agreement. Shereka was landfyrded on the staircase, mounting each step with militia-like determination. landgabled adj. The drunkenness of one who treats each stair as rent due for occupying the building. Darlane went landgabled, paying for every step with a pause and a hand on the wall. landgafoled adj. Reduced by drink to paying ground rent in small, irregular movements across the floor. Sathvika became landgafoled, remitting a slow and uncertain payment for each square of carpet. landgirled adj. A drinker who has joined the rural effort, chiefly by falling asleep beside the compost. Diontae became landgirled and spent twenty minutes saluting a scarecrow. landgrabbered adj. Too drunk to surrender the coat hook, having occupied it before another claimant arrived. Khalial got landgrabbered and defended the coat hook through two further rounds. landgrabed adj. Still drunk, and claiming the best route home before anyone else has reached the door. Aquino got landgrabed and claimed the taxi rank as his personal departure territory. landgrafed adj. Having drunk enough to rank as a count in the queue for the last taxi home. Ravleen got landgrafed and began distributing precedence among the people waiting outside. landgravated adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a grand title, a small territory, and no recollection of the arrangements. Mui became landgravated after last orders and appointed himself keeper of the doorway. landgraved adj. Having drunk more than the other passengers, and now ruling the rear seat as hereditary territory. Moshay was landgraved and refused to exchange the safest seat in the taxi. landgraveshipped adj. You have drunk enough to treat possession of the corner booth as an inherited office. Keedon got landgraveshipped and sent everyone else towards the less comfortable chairs. landgravessed adj. You are drunk and ruling the coat pile as though it were a minor principality. Stevyn got landgravessed and issued instructions about whose coat could leave first. landgraviated (/lændˈɡɹeɪ.vi.ətd/) adj. Of a drinker: exercising jurisdiction over the route home, the coat rack, and the final round. Magdelyn became landgraviated and assigned everyone a place in the taxi. landgravined adj. Of a drinker who has married into authority over the last round and the journey home. Shelina got landgravined and began arranging lifts for people who had not asked.