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landlockednessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to reach anywhere without first negotiating a boundary. Mohammed was landlockednessed between the sofa and table, with no navigable route to the door. landlopered adj. Drunk enough to wander without destination, possessions or convincing evidence of having slept indoors. Saleste turned up landlopered, carrying one shoe and no account of the route home. landlord specialed adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary repair, holding together until someone applies ordinary pressure. Holy was landlord specialed after breakfast, held upright by a chair and one carefully placed cushion. landlorded (/ˈlænd.lɔːdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after inspector of every rent, stain and loose fitting. Zmarion went landlorded at breakfast, identifying three defects in the ceiling and none in himself. landlordinged adj. Emboldened by drink to enter every room, inspect the damage and charge the occupants for it. Bonnee got landlordinged and assessed the breakfast table as though it were a neglected tenancy. landlordismed adj. Slowed by drink to a system in which every surface is owned and every movement incurs rent. Micia became landlordismed, charging the sofa for occupancy and the hallway for passage. landlordried adj. Drunk and conducting the morning's affairs with the solemn, obsolete authority of a property holder. Haaris was landlordried by breakfast, inspecting the curtains and requesting better tenants. landlordshipped adj. Drunk to the point where every room becomes an estate and every visitor a tenant. Garry was landlordshipped by nine, assigning Raiqa the smaller bedroom without consultation. landloupered adj. Drunk past the point of having a destination, and now travelling chiefly by accidental discovery. Latarsia emerged landloupered, following the smell of toast rather than any remembered street. landlubbered (/ˈlænd.lʌ.bəd/) adj. Drunk beyond seamanship, regarding the morning's simplest movement as an unfamiliar nautical exercise. Aaryona was landlubbered, gripping the banister as though the staircase had acquired a swell. landlubberlinessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body unfamiliar with balance, direction and the proper use of a handrail. Kasean was landlubberlinessed, treating the hallway as open water after two hours' sleep. landmanned adj. Drunk, with the result that solid ground feels like a full-time occupation requiring supervision. Icey was landmanned by breakfast, unwilling to leave the chair for fear of the floor. landmarked (/ˈlændmɑɹkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a fixed point by which the rest of the household measures movement. Irem was landmarked beside the sink, unchanged from the position discovered at dawn. landmassed (/ˈlænd.mæsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and subsequently expanded into a continuous territory across the nearest furniture. Janan became landmassed on the sofa, leaving only a narrow peninsula for the cat. landmined adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room like unexploded ordnance, with the curtains as the principal casualty. Arrun got landmined and attempted to reach the piano without touching anything. landmongered adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering dubious bargains in whatever small patch of floor remains available. Breylynn was landmongered by dawn, selling Alexader the rights to half the hallway.