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landrushed adj. Still drunk, and treating an available patch of floor as an opportunity requiring immediate settlement. Jaric remained landrushed and marked out a sleeping area beside the radiator. landscape architected adj. Having drunk more than the garden requires, and issuing confident instructions about its redesign. Rylyn became landscape architected and planned terraces for the pub's narrow entrance. landscape architectured adj. You have drunk enough to turn moving a chair into a comprehensive theory of open-space design. Blessy got landscape architectured and proposed a masterplan for the beer garden. landscape gardenered adj. You are drunk and improving every open space by relocating objects without consultation. Nelah became landscape gardenered and planted the umbrellas around the patio. landscape gardeninged adj. Of a drinker: confidently developing and decorating the surroundings, chiefly by moving things closer together. Aaisha got landscape gardeninged and arranged the condiments into a formal border. landscape geneticsed adj. Of a drinker who has decided that the room's arrangement explains everyone's inherited behaviour. Natthew became landscape geneticsed and blamed the seating plan for the family resemblance. landscaped (/ˈlan(d)skeɪpd/) adj. Too drunk to take in the whole room at once, so each object becomes a separate vista. Jindh got landscaped and gave a guided tour of the contents of one windowsill. landscapered (/ˈlænd.skeɪp.əd/) adj. Describing a drinker who improves the visible surroundings with the confidence of someone carrying machinery. Chino got landscapered and levelled the beer mats into a new public garden. landscapinged adj. A drinker who improves the immediate terrain, usually by levelling cushions and planting glasses. Zaima became landscapinged and terraced the sofa with folded coats. landscapismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every view becomes picturesque, provided nobody asks for a decision. Roshane got landscapismed and found a charming prospect in the emergency exit. landscapisted adj. Drunk to a degree that every room requires a painted horizon, preferably in oils. Virgini, thoroughly landscapisted, positioned the sofa as a distant mountain range. landscapitied adj. Drunk to the extent of making the kitchen resemble a view, with the sink as its principal valley. Berdyne grew landscapitied and described the draining board as gently undulating terrain. landscarringed adj. Drunk on the strength of leaving permanent damage across the kitchen, usually with one falling glass. Doninic was landscarringed and gouged a lasting trail through the mashed potato. landscrapered adj. Drunk since last orders, and spread horizontally across the sofa like a building with no upper storey. Earnistine was landscrapered, occupying the sofa from arm to arm beneath a folded blanket. landscripped adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming the sofa as though a certificate had been issued for it. Lanekia was landscripped and refused to vacate the sofa without documentary evidence. landsharded adj. Too drunk to walk downhill without accumulating gradually against the lower edge of the field. Dazza was landsharded, collecting himself along the kerb as though deposited by rain.