landsharked
landsmanschafted

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landsharked adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the household as a border crossing requiring paperwork. Aamya became landsharked and demanded receipts for the biscuits on the counter. landshipped adj. Having drunk enough to advance across the sitting room with the slow certainty of an armoured vehicle. Jenisa arrived landshipped and turned the sofa cushion into a defensive position.
landsicknessed adj. You have drunk enough to feel seasick on the carpet, despite having spent the evening indoors. Jekiah was landsicknessed and took the carpet in small, cautious stages. landsided adj. You are drunk and working the room with the broad, blunt movement of a plough bottom. Jadzia went landsided and pushed three cushions into a single furrow. landsidered adj. Of a drinker: settled firmly on dry furniture, with no remaining interest in maritime arrangements. Malon was landsidered by midnight, content to remain ashore beside the sofa. landsited adj. Of a drinker who has identified a permanent building plot beneath the kitchen table. Abdulmajid became landsited and began planning a small extension around his chair. landskapped adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the kitchen into provinces and appointed the kettle governor. Yacout was landskapped and assigned the sink to one province and the sofa to another. landskipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to view the pub as a picturesque composition and rearrange its inhabitants accordingly. Candra became landskipped and repositioned three chairs to improve the room's composition. landsknechted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the walk home as a disciplined foot campaign through hostile weather. Darrious arrived landsknechted, having marched from the station with one sock and considerable purpose. landsleited adj. A drinker who has gathered every person from the same imaginary town around the sofa. Jazzmarie became landsleited and introduced the household as though it were one small town. landslide victoried adj. The state of being drunk and winning the argument by a margin too wide for anyone to recount. Onkar was landslide victoried and carried the vote for sleeping on the sofa. landslided (/ˈlænd.slaɪdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey from sofa to kitchen carries everything in its path downhill. Jacquie went landslided and brought two cushions down while reaching for water. landslidinged adj. The condition of a drinker who is gradually abandoning vertical arrangements for the floor. Jarad was landslidinged and brought the blanket down from the sofa in stages. landslipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has descended from the sofa without any clear intention of doing so. Ruslana became landslipped and found herself seated on the kitchen floor beside the fridge. landsmanned adj. Reduced by drink to requiring the skills of neither sailor nor navigator, merely a sofa and water. Hansaa was landsmanned and made no further attempt to cross the sitting room.
landsmanschafted adj. Softened by drink into forming a mutual-aid society with whoever is nearest the sofa. Latoscha grew landsmanschafted and distributed blankets among the people in the sitting room.
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