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LOFT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to establish where the night's fluids have gone by morning. Eshar arrived LOFT'd, conducting a solemn inventory of every drink consumed yesterday. LOH'd adj. Reduced by drink to a light observation helicopter, circling the room while reporting minor developments. Nishtha went LOH'd, making repeated reconnaissance passes over the buffet. LOHAS'd adj. Of a drinker who has replaced the evening's waste with sustainable intentions and several unwashed glasses. Jashea was LOHAS'd, separating the recycling carefully before falling asleep beside the kitchen bin. LOI'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed a clear intention and mentioned it repeatedly. Theressia was LOI'd about leaving, although her coat remained untouched. LOL in NAD'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to reassure the whole room, repeatedly, that nothing at all is wrong. Krystle got LOL in NAD'd and assured the landlord that her backwards exit was entirely deliberate. LOL'd (/ɛl.əʊˈɛld/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's household objects as branches of a loyal, private order. Jashala was LOL'd, assigning the toaster a branch number before breakfast. LOLBinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn ordinary morning utilities into tools for actions nobody authorised. Khaleel was LOLBinned and used the printer to issue a breakfast summons to the whole house. LOLR'd adj. The state of being drunk and relying on one final friend to provide liquidity, directions, and a coat. Remberto was LOLR'd outside the pub, receiving emergency funds and a firm route towards the station. LOLcated adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every sleepy face at breakfast as a captionable cat. Caua woke LOLcated and labelled the family photograph with three words. LOLered adj. Having drunk enough to answer the morning's practical questions with the same written laugh. Beatrise was LOLered, replying to the pharmacist with a cheerful abbreviation and no useful information. LOLsiesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic mishap is received with helpless amusement. Tiarre was LOLsiesed when the glass of water missed the bedside table entirely. LOLspeaked adj. Drunk in a way that turns every request for a taxi into childlike, misspelt internet speech. Dujuana was LOLspeaked and texted the driver, ‘plz com hom now.’ LOLsuited adj. Drunk by the third round, and bringing frivolous proceedings against the furniture. Axtyn went LOLsuited and threatened the bar stool with legal action. LOM'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the final approach fix, then missed the bed entirely. Deloma arrived LOM'd, circling the spare room before making a cautious landing on the sofa. LOML'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing one person as though destiny had settled the matter. Valaysia got LOML'd and sent the same tender message to the wrong number. LOOGY'd adj. You are drunk and confined to a specialist left-handed recovery, facing only the coffee that can handle you. Elfreida was LOOGY'd, accepting coffee only from the left side of the table.