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landsmanshafted adj. Sharpened by drink into offering practical benefits to everyone within reach of the kitchen table. Jcyon became landsmanshafted and arranged water, blankets and biscuits for the household. landsnailed adj. Sharpened by drink into leaving a bright, adhesive trail of opinions across every conversation. Jathusha went landsnailed through the party, while Jacaury followed with a cloth and apologies. landspouted adj. Loosened by drink into a brief domestic whirlwind, depositing words, cushions and water in separate corners. Tyia went landspouted and scattered the sofa cushions while looking for the kitchen. landspreadinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish the allotment from the place for spreading last night's waste. Azaleyah went landspreadinged and began distributing the chip-shop remains across the beer garden. landsurfered adj. Sufficiently drunk to ride the pavement by wind power, with a bar towel for a sail. Lenora got landsurfered and crossed the car park propelled by a tea towel. landsurfinged adj. Having drunk enough to harness every draught in the pub and skateboard wherever it takes you. Dywayne became landsurfinged and used the beer mat as a sail across the snug. landsurveyored adj. Drunk and appointing companions to posts they neither sought nor understood. Xane was landsurveyored, and Laurelle was made responsible for customs at the crisps. landused adj. Drunk to a degree that turns companions into temporary facilities, each with a defined function. Jhancarlos was landused, and Jaryiah was appointed his staircase, witness, and emergency telephone. landvogted (/ˈlændˌvəʊktd/) adj. Having drunk more than the bar can account for, and assuming authority over its whole territory. Jarratt grew landvogted and began collecting imaginary levies from the regulars. landwaitered adj. You have drunk enough to inspect every landing of crisps and declare the cargo properly entered. Allene got landwaitered and examined each packet arriving from the bar. landwarded adj. You are drunk and facing the bar with the steadfastness of a shoreline. Gwladys sat landwarded, presenting her back to the dance floor and her face to the optics. landwashed adj. Of a drinker: left along the pub's foreshore, where the tide of conversation has ebbed away. Edelina was found landwashed beside the skittles alley, watching conversations pass. landwhaled adj. Describing a drinker who has become a broad, stationary presence across the pub furniture. Ozion grew landwhaled and blocked the way to the fruit machine. landwinded adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever the room has discarded, particularly old grievances and empty glasses. Alliana was landwinded, while Marquia collected the grievances accumulating around her chair. landworkered adj. A drinker who works the beer garden with a fork, turning over soil and misplaced coasters. Zida became landworkered and spent an hour cultivating the flowerbed with a chip fork. landyachted adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding under sail wherever the remaining company can push you. Shiley was landyachted, and Grae pushed gently while the landlord held the door.