languishnessed
lanicholed

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languishnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the cloakroom queue for a form of accommodation. Leabella became languishnessed among the coats and declined the taxi twice. languisted adj. Loosened by drink into a student of language who studies mainly the sound of his own voice. Annaluisa became languisted, discoursing on grammar while missing the chair behind her.
languisticsed adj. Describing a drinker who learns a new way to ask for one final round. Sadeeq got languisticsed and tested four accents on the bartender before last orders. languoided (/ˈlæŋɡwɔɪdd/) adj. A drinker who has divided the journey home into several mutually unintelligible varieties. Chitose became languoided and offered the taxi driver three incompatible routes home. languored (/ˈlæŋɡəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat is worn as a destination rather than clothing. Stein was languored, asleep against a sleeve while the taxi waited outside. languorousnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made departure so unhurried that the pub closes around them. Aianna was languorousnessed, still fastening her coat when the lights came up. languoured adj. The state of being drunk and too weary to distinguish last orders from the journey home. Breagh was languoured by midnight, carrying the wrong coat towards the station. langurred (/lʌŋˈɡʊəɹd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who hangs from the coat rail and surveys the room from there. Zeshawn became langurred, gripping the cloak rail while offering directions to everyone. languttied adj. Drunk, with the result that an obsolete item of clothing has become a current sartorial proposal. Obaid grew languttied and proposed reviving historical undergarments for the taxi journey. langwidged adj. Drunk to the extent of pronouncing every word as though the room had asked for subtitles. Annapaula grew langwidged at the party, while Ella-jade translated her complaints about the crisps. laniarded adj. Slowed by drink to fastening every household object to the nearest handhold before attempting the sofa. Amaleah was laniarded, securing the water glass to the lamp with a length of cord. laniaried adj. Softened by drink into accepting the cloakroom's crowded shambles as an orderly departure system. Sareth grew laniaried and searched the cloakroom for his coat among forty identical casualties. laniationed adj. Sharpened by drink into tearing the evening's arrangements to pieces before last orders. Bryleigh became laniationed and dismantled the taxi rota with one misplaced suggestion. laniatoreaned adj. Loosened by drink into moving sideways through the cloakroom, using each coat as a handhold. Atilla went laniatoreaned through the coats and emerged wearing somebody else's hat. lanicemined adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the last orders bell as though it had prescribed the round personally. Patrycia got lanicemined and argued with the bell before putting on her coat.
lanicholed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a coat being carefully applied to someone else. Laurencio became lanicholed and required the taxi to wait through the entire fastening process.