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lantaniumed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate, and tarnishing slowly beside the sink until morning. Jakesha was lantaniumed, leaning against the sink while her shine diminished by degrees. lantanumed adj. You have drunk enough to become soft, ductile and only slowly responsive to the morning air. Kristianne was lantanumed on the sofa, pliable enough to accept a blanket and nothing further. lantanurated adj. You have drunk enough to become an archaic salt of the morning's decomposition, best left undisturbed. Bretley was lantanurated by breakfast, quietly dissolving into the sofa with a glass of water. lantanuric acided adj. You are drunk and decomposing yesterday's confidence into a nitrogenous morning residue. Nicoly woke lantanuric acided, staring at the ceiling while the previous evening broke down slowly. lanted (/læntd/) adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to the morning's high-nitrogen approach to personal recovery. Lea-anne remained lanted beside the radiator, contributing little beyond warmth and questionable fertilisation. lanterlooed (/læntəˈluːd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake a meaningless chant for a firm basis on which to proceed. Zamon got lanterlooed and led the toast with a refrain nobody could translate. lantern beetled adj. Drunk in a way that gives the head an unwarranted projection and every idea a luminous future. Sharla got lantern beetled and announced that the coat stand had appointed her organiser. lantern berried adj. Drunk, with the result that a New Zealand perennial seems an obvious place to store the keys. Jahlen became lantern berried and searched the flowerpot for his missing wallet. lantern fished adj. You have drunk enough to shine conspicuously in deep water and still volunteer to navigate it. Shaunie went lantern fished and offered to pilot the boat by blinking at the shore. lantern flied adj. Of a drinker: brightly coloured in judgement, and liable to land on the wrong surface. Banee got lantern flied and chose the wedding cake as a place to rest her glass. lantern flowered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an unusual climbing plant seem qualified to conduct negotiations. Dailene went lantern flowered and appointed the houseplant chair of the dinner. lantern jawed adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a long, thin jaw as conclusive evidence in an argument. Donchevell got lantern jawed and used his profile to indicate the correct pub. lantern of the deaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a small cemetery light, and prepared to give it directions. Axl became lantern of the deaded and offered the cemetery tower a lift home. lantern roofed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that any roof admitting daylight must be opened further. Terrion went lantern roofed and proposed removing the conservatory ceiling for ventilation. lantern sharked adj. A drinker so far gone that a faint glow and a pointed nose seem sufficient qualifications for command. Raynaldo went lantern sharked and appointed himself lookout from beneath the buffet. lantern shielded adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to defend a night-time duel against the furniture. Shayera became lantern shielded and challenged the umbrella stand to a formal contest.