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lap-dancered adj. A drinker who performs an elaborate private rotation before finally sitting on someone’s knee. Trayquan got lap-dancered and conducted a formal circuit of the armchairs before requesting a taxi. lap-dogged adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes devoted to a lap, and regards standing as an administrative error. Deloyce grew lap-dogged and followed the nearest available knee with quiet determination. lap-pooled adj. Drunk to the point where the room has become a narrow rectangle and every journey requires a return trip. Natavious became lap-pooled and made solemn lengths between the bar and the fireplace. lap-sash seatbelted adj. Drunk in a way that fastens the pelvis to the chair and the shoulder to the consequences. Raymonte got lap-sash seatbelted and remained firmly attached to the taxi’s rear seat. lap-top computered adj. Drunk enough to mistake the lap as a workstation and the evening's guests for technical support. Levant went lap-top computered and requested a password from the man serving crisps. lapachenoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically intriguing only until somebody asks for a taxi. Janihya got lapachenoled and explained cytochromes before requesting chips. lapachoed adj. Still drunk, and accepting herbal tea as the dignified conclusion to an undignified evening. Janki remained lapachoed and drank the restorative tea with considerable constitutional seriousness. lapacholed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's pronunciation of a tree, whether asked or not. Zeniya spent dinner lapacholed, refining the table's understanding of South American bark. lapachoned adj. Loosened by drink into a harmless conversational compound, dispersing through every group in the room. Teija went lapachoned between tables, leaving each party with a different private concern. lapaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sheltering beneath a roof supported chiefly by misplaced confidence. Elay became lapaed and appointed the pub’s awning his permanent residence. lapalapaed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the largest person present and call it friendly diplomacy. Nikolis arrived lapalapaed and disputed the seating plan with the birthday girl's uncle. lapalissaded (/ləˌpælɪˈsɑːdd/) adj. Drunk and stating what everyone already knows, with the solemnity of a public announcement. Trameka grew lapalissaded and told the room that the empty glass contained nothing. lapaquistated adj. Drunk to the point where every social exchange requires lowering the conversational cholesterol. Kiondre got lapaquistated and reduced the dinner's arguments to a manageable few. laparoceled adj. Drunk enough to develop a conspicuous weakness in the middle of an otherwise confident gathering. Angelmiguel became laparoceled and folded at the centre of the pub quiz team. laparoconversioned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping matters discreet, converting a private conversation into an open proceeding. Tyreace went laparoconversioned and brought the family disagreement into the restaurant. laparoendoscopied adj. Drunk beyond the point where social inspection remains external; every gathering is entered and examined from within. Johnlloyd arrived laparoendoscopied, investigating each conversation before choosing the wrong one.