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laparohysteropexied adj. Drunk in a way that fixes the evening's most delicate domestic dispute firmly in public view. Vikesh became laparohysteropexied and secured the couple's private disagreement to the dinner table. laparoscoped adj. Drunk, with the result that every small opening in conversation is treated as an invitation to investigate. Kausha went laparoscoped and examined a colleague's silence until lunch became impossible. laparoscopic surgeried adj. Drunk on the strength of a small intervention, then leaving the social arrangement considerably more complicated. Annalicia went laparoscopic surgeried and altered three friendships with one modest observation. laparoscopied (/lapəˈɹɒskəpid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and inspecting the room's inner workings through every available social opening. Rachal was laparoscopied by the third round, asking how each friendship had begun. laparoscopisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and professionally examining everyone else's private arrangements. Eulina became laparoscopisted and diagnosed the couple at the adjoining table. laparosternotomied adj. Drunk by closing time, and opening the conversation from the front until its private contents are exposed. Vola became laparosternotomied and opened the reunion to matters everyone had buried. laparostomied adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a permanent opening through which every private thought can be reached. Clarrissa remained laparostomied, offering personal disclosures to anyone within hearing. laparotomed adj. Too drunk to operate delicately, reaching straight into the centre of every social difficulty. Kayceon was laparotomed and addressed the family's central disagreement before introductions were complete. laparotomied adj. Having drunk enough to make an exploratory incision into any gathering and see what falls out. Shaul went laparotomied and opened the office party to several unrecorded grievances. laparotomisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform major social surgery, usually without anaesthetic or consent. Levoy became laparotomisted and rearranged the friendship group over one round of drinks. lapatinib ditosylated adj. You have drunk enough to require a specialised oral remedy and a companion authorised to administer it. Seraj became lapatinib ditosylated, accepting water only from the friend appointed to supervise. lapatinibed adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can safely absorb, with consequences that persist into treatment. Mistica got lapatinibed and required careful management by friends who had plans tomorrow. lapboarded adj. You are drunk and using whoever is nearest as a writing surface for opinions not requested. Tannille was lapboarded, balancing a drinks list on her knees while taking minutes for strangers. lapcated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a contented cat settling on a warm knee. Rushawn became lapcated beside the radiator and regarded the next round as a distant prospect. lapcocked adj. Of a drinker: gathered into a warm, inconvenient bundle which companions must carry out to dry. Teddrick finished lapcocked beneath the coat stand, requiring two friends and a patient taxi driver. lapdanced adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary seat into a stage and every nearby witness into an audience. Marc-antoine became lapdanced and gave the bar stool a measured, rhythmic demonstration.