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larderered adj. Drunk, with the result that every cupboard is inventoried before any sensible action is taken. Gould went larderered and reorganised the pub snacks by presumed shelf life. larderfuled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one purchase provisions for an entire household on the way home. Abrahem went larderfuled and returned with six carrier bags for an empty kitchen. larderhoardered adj. Drunk to the extent of concealing food in unlikely places for later, more confident consumption. Inti went larderhoardered and hid sandwiches behind the books before leaving the party. larderied adj. Drunk on the strength of provisions that exist chiefly in memory and are unlikely to be found. Ryken went larderied and confidently directed everyone towards a cupboard that was not there. lardheaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and making decisions with the confidence ordinarily reserved for better minds. Avynlee went lardheaded and challenged the parking meter to a negotiation. lardied (/ˈlɑːdid/) adj. Of a drinker: swollen with confidence, poorly balanced, and convinced that furniture should move first. Kree went lardied and attempted to negotiate with a revolving door. lardinered (/ˈlɑːdɪnəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating an ornamental position as authority over the entire evening. Zaiyah went lardinered and began issuing official instructions about the pub's lighting. lardinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying oneself with the soft, settled certainty of an overfilled cushion. Mitsuye went lardinessed and selected the deepest chair as though it were a legal entitlement. larding needled adj. Too drunk to distinguish between seasoning a roast and puncturing every available opportunity. Adeeba went larding needled and prodded the roast while offering unsolicited advice. larding-needled adj. Sufficiently drunk to use a dated kitchen implement as though it were current professional equipment. Neithan went larding-needled and requested a specialist tool for putting bacon into supper. lardinged adj. Still drunk, and inserting an unnecessary richening into every plan before it can be cooked. Basel went lardinged and added butter, bacon and gravy to a perfectly adequate proposal. lardoed (/ˈlɑɹ.doʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard cured fat and herbs as a complete argument for another course. Teylor went lardoed and ordered the richest item without consulting the menu. lardonned adj. Having drunk more than the situation can absorb, and proceeding to add salted strips to it. Kavon went lardonned and put bacon into a conversation that had been going reasonably well. lardooned (/lɑː(ɹ)ˈduːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a small strip of pork for a universal improvement. Taqi went lardooned and proposed bacon as the answer to an argument about parking. lardried adj. You are drunk and attempting to locate the provisions by walking into rooms that contain none. Ubaid went lardried and searched the bathroom for the cupboard with the good biscuits. lardy breaded adj. Of a drinker who has combined sweetness, spice and poor judgement into one substantial undertaking. Camrun went lardy breaded and ordered dessert before discovering where dinner was being served.