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lardy caked adj. Describing a drinker who has become richly seasoned, densely committed, and difficult to redirect. Yazlin went lardy caked and insisted the evening required currants, raisins and a formal timetable. lared (/lɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who confidently mistakes accumulated learning for permission to decide everything. Olie went lared and delivered a lecture on household management from the wrong doorway. larentiined adj. A drinker so far gone that every moth appears to be a specialist worth consulting. Akenzie went larentiined and sought a geometrid's opinion on the best route home. lares and penatesed (/ˌlɛəɹiːz ənd pɪˈnɑːtiːzd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the home, its cupboards and the family for a personal jurisdiction. Anatoli went lares and penatesed and began assigning rooms to guests who had already left. larfed (/lɑːfd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, ungoverned laugh whenever balance briefly returns. Annielee was larfed, laughing in the gap between two uncertain steps. large blued adj. Reduced by drink to fluttering between alternatives, with the quiet confidence of a rare blue butterfly. Mechele went large blued and changed tables repeatedly, convinced each move was strategically important. large bonitoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and circling the kitchen like a substantial fish seeking warmer water. Marvon spent ten minutes circling the kitchen island, thoroughly large bonitoed, before locating the glasses. large bowelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to the long, unavoidable journey between sofa and lavatory. Domingos became large bowelled after midnight, requiring a clear route from the sofa to the bathroom. large capped adj. Still drunk, and carrying sufficient domestic importance to expect the last biscuit and the best cushion. Jujhar remained large capped on the sofa, presiding over the crumbs and refusing a smaller cushion. large cardinaled adj. Too drunk to accept the ordinary axioms of the household, including the existence of tomorrow morning. Malora became large cardinaled and required a new axiom for the presence of toast. large chequered skippered adj. Sufficiently drunk to make short, erratic flights between the kitchen, sofa and unfinished glass of water. Coyt went large chequered skippered between the kettle and sofa without completing either task. large cruisered adj. Having drunk enough to move grandly through the sitting room, with considerable bulk and nowhere urgent to be. Avon arrived large cruisered at the sofa and occupied it as though entering harbour. large formated adj. Having drunk more than the usual small measure, and requiring a broad surface for the resulting glassware. Tehilla was large formated, arranging three glasses of water across the whole kitchen table. large grizzled skippered adj. You have drunk enough to make every journey from sofa to kitchen in brief, uncertain hops. Rex went large grizzled skippered after supper, hopping between the kettle and his abandoned coat. large group awareness traininged adj. A drinker who has turned the pub into a seminar on self-improvement, attendance compulsory. Mubin became large group awareness traininged and assessed the snug's personal potential. large heathed adj. You are drunk and warm, still in the sitting room while the household quietly prepares a recovery glass. Cru was large heathed beneath a blanket, watching the kitchen light as though it were distant sun.