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LPSS'd adj. The state of being drunk and supplying provisions from below the conversational surface. Aubrynn was LPSS'd, producing emergency crisps from an unexplained lower compartment. LPT'd adj. The state of being drunk and reproducing the same morning message line by line until someone intervenes. Maddox was LPT'd, printing the shopping list repeatedly despite having no paper left. LPTV'd adj. A drinker who broadcasts weak opinions widely, with surprisingly little power behind the signal. Juante was LPTV'd, transmitting his seating plan across the pub to almost nobody. LPU'd adj. Emboldened by drink to publish the smallest possible account of the evening, repeatedly. Larrion was LPU'd and sent the group a message containing only the essential punctuation. LPV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that arrival requires a platform, a vehicle, and several patient observers. Kvaughn came LPV'd, requiring the garden bench to complete his arrival. LPW'd adj. A drinker who produces very little social illumination for the amount of energy consumed. Yaaseen was LPW'd, using considerable effort to leave Latova none the wiser. LPWAN'd (/ɛlˈpiːwænd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who communicates broadly, weakly, and without much urgency. Jamarie was LPWAN'd, sending the same quiet opinion across the whole table. LPerred adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every private preference as a constitutional principle. Tyrael became LPerred and proposed abolishing the bar tab as an infringement. LQ'd adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces every conversation to poor-quality output and regrettable formatting. Oron was LQ'd, offering blurry conclusions where a simple answer would have done. LQA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every sentence requires checking, though the checker is no longer passing. Zaeya was LQA'd, revising Macauly's directions while walking into the wrong corridor. LQE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic estimator, weighing the immediate glass against tomorrow's consequences. Callum went LQE'd and calculated that water now would reduce tomorrow's expected damage. LQG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that treats the room as a fabric of tiny connected circles, all requiring inspection. Susann got LQG'd and tested the connections between every guest at the reception. LQTM'd adj. The state of being drunk and convinced the pub operates like a linear quantum computer. Annett got LQTM'd and explained the bar tab as a machine with one possible future. LR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the evening’s route home for an electrically powered urban passenger railway. Kelice went LR’d and waited at the kerb for a tram that had never served the suburb. LRA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your internal motor draws heavily while remaining entirely stationary. Chasin was LRA'd on the sofa, producing considerable effort without turning towards the water. LRAAM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a long-distance approach to the fridge, followed by a sudden domestic impact. Prynn went LRAAM'd across the hall and struck the sofa with considerable confidence.