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large igneous provinced adj. Of a drinker who has erupted across the kitchen, leaving an extensive deposit of crockery and crumbs. Sharrae became large igneous provinced and spread toast, mugs and water across the worktop. large intestined adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the final domestic stage: sofa, water, and a carefully planned bathroom route. Katreen was large intestined, mapping the shortest route from the sofa before attempting to stand. large language modelled adj. A drinker who generates fluent explanations at scale, with several billion parameters devoted to one burnt slice of toast. Eduan got large language modelled and explained the kettle's intentions for twenty minutes. large leaf-eating ladybirded adj. A drinker so far gone that the houseplant, the salad and the decorative leaves have become a single supper. Wills was large leaf-eating ladybirded and attempted to garnish the water with a houseplant. large light cruisered adj. The state of being drunk and navigating the sitting room swiftly but shallowly, with heavy equipment and little protection. Llovani went large light cruisered round the coffee table, carrying water with unnecessary tactical confidence. large offspring syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the sofa with a generosity that leaves no room for anyone else. Davonna got large offspring syndromed and filled the entire bench intended for four people. large quasar grouped adj. Sharpened by drink into a loose constellation of snacks, cushions and water glasses across the sitting room. Kalika became large quasar grouped, with biscuits and cushions arranged around her on the sofa. large scale integrationed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine every kitchen appliance into one ambitious but unnecessary operation. Thor got large scale integrationed and attempted to run the kettle, toaster and microwave together. large seal scripted adj. Slowed by drink to inscribe an ancient-looking account of the evening in spilled water on the table. Andras became large seal scripted and traced solemn characters through the condensation beside his glass. large skippered adj. Drunk and making small, brown attempts to cross the room before settling among the cushions. Tihanna went large skippered from the kitchen to the sofa, stopping twice to inspect the water. large tortoiseshelled adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has become a protective shell, and the glass of water its only expedition. Tranice was large tortoiseshelled beneath the throw, reaching slowly towards the water. large twaybladed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the orchid by the optics for a spare bit of bar greenery. Stevyn got large twaybladed and praised the pub's potted plant as a rare specimen. large whited adj. You are drunk and fluttering from table to table, black-edged and plainly seeking cabbage. Ceinwen went large whited between the snug and the bar, asking after everyone's greens. large-billed scrubwrened adj. Of a drinker: speaking in short bursts, with a beak-like insistence and no apparent destination. Davar became large-billed scrubwrened and pecked out each opinion across the bar. large-group awareness traininged adj. A drinker so far gone that every round becomes a programme for desirable personal transformation. Nassir got large-group awareness traininged and recast the bar tab as a life-changing exercise. large-handednessed adj. The state of being drunk and distributing crisps, change, and unsolicited pats with both hands. Eury grew large-handednessed and dealt out pork scratchings to the whole bar.