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large-headed rice ratted adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a rodent's broad certainty and is hiding near the grain-based snacks. Zoraiz went large-headed rice ratted beneath the table, guarding the bar's salted nibbles. large-headed water snaked adj. The drunkenness of one who carries the head first, coils around furniture, and treats the tap as a destination. Leady became large-headed water snaked and wound round three stools seeking the toilets. large-heartednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer the last pound, the spare seat, and a heartfelt rescue to strangers. Marqueal became large-heartednessed and paid for a round before checking his wallet. large-spotted civeted adj. Still drunk, and prowling between tables to inspect every plate without admitting to hunger. Aziz went large-spotted civeted and examined each table’s leftovers before locating the exit. large-tailed antshriked adj. Too drunk to stop heckling the room, though sufficiently gentle that nobody can justify objecting. Blain got large-tailed antshriked and supplied commentary on every song from behind the curtains. large-toothed aspened adj. Sharpened by drink into a deciduous conversationalist, shedding remarks whenever the draught catches. Thedore went large-toothed aspened and rustled pointed observations over his lager. larged (/lɑːd͡ʒd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has expanded a small decision into a composition of unnecessary duration. Careyann went larged and turned choosing a taxi into an eight-part musical arrangement. largehead hairtailed adj. Loosened by drink into a long, flat presence that swishes past the bar with alarming confidence. Solly got largehead hairtailed and swept through the snug, brushing every chair. largeheartednessed adj. Slowed by drink to a generous crawl, stopping for every tale and buying time as well as pints. Banna grew largeheartednessed and took ten minutes to hear a stranger's bus troubles. largemouth bassed adj. Drunk to the point where the quiet corner becomes a freshwater territory defended by loud, low remarks. Alyxzander got largemouth bassed and claimed the corner beside the pump. largemouthed adj. Drunk and equipped to swallow the conversation whole, leaving only the occasional burp behind. Willavene went largemouthed and consumed the discussion before anyone reached the punchline. largenessed (/ˈlɑːd͡ʒnəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to interpret generosity as ordering another round for a room that has not asked. Kristofor became largenessed and treated the whole pub to drinks on a modest budget. larger Pacific striped octopused adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue several unrelated plans at once, involving every available hand and no clear destination. Sahishnu got larger Pacific striped octopused and booked taxis for people who were not leaving. larger bindweeded adj. Drunk beyond disentangling, having wound conversation, sleeves, and one foot around the nearest chair. Letavia got larger bindweeded and required careful extraction from the coat stand. largescale archerfished adj. Drunk in a way that sends precise little jets of lager towards anyone standing too near. Gilmer went largescale archerfished and decorated the bar mat while describing the darts final. largessed adj. Drunk, with the result that generosity becomes a standing round and the wallet an open question. Taydan got largessed and bought drinks for the snug before finding his empty wallet.