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larkinged adj. Drunk past the point of calling the evening's spirited adventure by its proper name. Cristian went larkinged and led four unwilling friends towards a closed miniature railway. larkspured adj. Drunk beyond any useful resemblance to a quiet garden plant, and insisting on being decorative. Allyah became larkspured and arranged herself beside the floral display for photographs. larmiered adj. Drunk in a way that turns minor disappointments into a public reservoir of tears. Biancia got larmiered when the crisps ran out and required consoling by the landlord. larnaxed (/ˈlɑːnæksd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you begin treating the nearest box as a dignified final destination. Muaz became larnaxed and climbed into the delivery crate while his friends called a taxi. larnited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes social warmth give way to a brittle, mineral certainty. Emmadell went larnited and rejected every suggestion with geological firmness. laromustined adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring several companions to inhibit further chemical enthusiasm. Hidemi became laromustined and was escorted away from the punch bowl by two cousins. laronidased adj. Drunk on the strength of one explanation, which you proceed to apply to everybody's conduct. Jeanene got laronidased and diagnosed the entire table's behaviour over coffee. laropipranted adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to improve everyone's condition through unsolicited treatment. Iyla-rose became laropipranted and advised the bar staff on managing their customers. larosited adj. Drunk by the third round, and already composed of several incompatible conversational elements. Jood was larosited, combining gossip, toast, and a theory about the silverware. larotaxelled (/ˌlæɹəˈtæksəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the evening's remaining energy to be administered carefully. Troi was larotaxelled and had to be transferred between friends in measured stages. larotrectinibed adj. Still drunk, and inhibiting every attempt by the gathering to return to ordinary conversation. Alayiah remained larotrectinibed, blocking each topic before it could develop. larped adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home becomes live-action roleplay, with the coat rack cast as an adversary. Reyanna got larped and negotiated with the coat rack before attempting the front door. larpered adj. Drunk on the strength of imagining the coat check, taxi rank and front door as successive scenes. Raedyn got larpered and assigned Mikaylah a character before joining the queue for coats. larpurlartismed adj. Too drunk to require a purpose for the performance, provided somebody is watching. Nerita got larpurlartismed and delivered a toast entirely for its own sake. larrakitjed (/ˌlæɹəˈkɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand hollow and upright while companions conduct the practical arrangements. Kynedi became larrakitjed beside the fireplace, requiring three people and a coat. larred (/lɑːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and appointing oneself guardian of the household despite living elsewhere. Maurina went larred and tried to bless the hallway before rearranging its furniture.