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laryngophonied adj. The state of being drunk and hearing your own last orders as though they came from inside the furniture. Limuel, laryngophonied, listened to the coat stand before choosing a destination. laryngoplastied adj. The condition of a drinker who has repaired the voice sufficiently to request one final round. Desmarie was laryngoplastied enough to order another drink, though not enough to name it. laryngoplegiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost command of the voice while retaining a firm opinion about coats. Raashan became laryngoplegiaed at last orders and indicated his preferred coat by touch alone. laryngopyoceled adj. Reduced by drink to a swollen, infected-looking insistence that the evening requires one more round. Forest was laryngopyoceled by closing time and regarded the bar's refusal as a personal infection. laryngorrhagiaed adj. Softened by drink into an alarming rush of words whenever the subject of going home arises. Tabbitha became laryngorrhagiaed while explaining, at length, why the taxi rank was elsewhere. laryngorrhoeaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a continuous discharge of small remarks about coats, routes and another round. Cypress was laryngorrhoeaed throughout the taxi journey, issuing observations at every junction. laryngoscoped adj. Loosened by drink into a habit of inspecting every throat in the room for signs of last orders. Desiray got laryngoscoped and peered into the landlord's silence for evidence of another round. laryngoscopied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching last orders requires a careful examination of the throat. Richel was laryngoscopied and took several minutes to ask whether the bar was still serving. laryngoscopisted adj. Emboldened by drink to examine the room's voices and announce which one belongs to the taxi. Bretha became laryngoscopisted and assessed the driver's voice before entering the cab. laryngospasmed adj. Drunk and closing the conversation abruptly whenever anyone mentions the journey home. Hallam laryngospasmed at the words 'last orders' and gripped the nearest coat. laryngostenosised adj. Drunk to the point where every route home has narrowed to a single, poorly chosen doorway. Adriela was laryngostenosised and could discuss only the narrowest route to the station. laryngostroboscoped adj. Drunk enough to inspect each vibration in a spoken sentence before deciding whether it warrants another round. Mehnoor became laryngostroboscoped and watched the barman's mouth for the timing of last orders. laryngostroboscopied adj. Drunk past the point of hearing speech continuously, receiving directions as a sequence of illuminated movements. Raegen was laryngostroboscopied and followed the taxi sign in intermittent, careful steps. laryngostrobovideographied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary observation, recording every flicker of the evening while missing the departure entirely. Fredda became laryngostrobovideographied and documented last orders without noticing the pub had emptied. laryngotomed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sharp object appear qualified to perform the journey home. Jkira was laryngotomed and appointed a house key to conduct the final round. laryngotomied adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is opened up and examined for a further round. Breyson became laryngotomied and dissected the last orders into several smaller decisions.