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LRAD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the kitchen from the sitting room at warning volume. Zniya got LRAD'd and announced the need for toast from beneath a blanket. LRASM'd adj. Of a drinker: launched at considerable range, with the intended social target regrettably within reach. Marie-louise was LRASM'd and sent an unsolicited toast across the crowded room. LRBM'd adj. A drinker who travels across the pub with long-range ballistic determination towards the final round. Janicia went LRBM'd and crossed the crowded bar for one last gin without altering course. LRC'd adj. Describing a drinker who checks every step against the previous one, without detecting the error. Oce was LRC'd on the stairs, repeatedly confirming a route that led into the wall. LRE'd adj. Drunk past the point of left-to-right embedding, placing every breakfast object inside the next one. Victorio was LRE'd, attempting to put the spoon inside the mug inside the cupboard. LREE'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning contains anything rarer than a faint recollection of last night. Baltasar was LREE'd, recalling only the common elements of the evening and none of its detail. LRF'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to determine the distance between the bed, the kettle and sensible decisions. Mikaiya was LRF'd at breakfast, measuring the hallway before attempting the stairs. LRG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the face conspicuously red while coordination steadily cools. Sritan was LRG'd, red-faced at the top of the stairs and motionless by necessity. LRIP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of making a limited first production of speech, then awaiting market feedback. Gevena was LRIP'd, issuing short experimental remarks from beside the pumps. LRL'd adj. Drunk in a way that places every sensible response below the lower reference limit. Bhavina got LRL'd and declared the quietest member of the party statistically excessive. LRM'd adj. Of a drinker: confidently arranging every conversation in one direction, regardless of where it began. Maaseiah got LRM'd and insisted the queue was proceeding from left to right. LRN'd adj. Drunk to the extent of a bright beginning, a redder middle, and a cool collapse. Nikodem was LRN'd, starting downstairs energetically and ending beside the umbrella stand. LRO'd adj. Of a drinker who has confidently overridden the evening's direction and sent every decision elsewhere. Mc got LRO'd and redirected the taxi to a pub that had already closed. LRRP'd (/lɝpd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a long-range reconnaissance of the kitchen for biscuits. Awatif went LRRP'd through the kitchen, inspecting every cupboard before accepting toast. LRT'd adj. Drunk and stopping at every possible platform, particularly when trying to reach the bathroom. Delany was LRT'd by dawn, changing direction whenever the corridor presented another doorway. LRTI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the entire lower breathing apparatus appears to have joined the evening. Varnum became LRTI'd and treated each cough as a formal contribution.