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laryngotracheitised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes both the voice and the route home inflamed with unnecessary explanation. Undine was laryngotracheitised and delivered the taxi instructions in two distinct but incompatible streams. laryngotracheobronchitised adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a complete upper-airway commotion through the coatroom and into the street. Camreon was laryngotracheobronchitised and delayed departure by addressing every coat individually. laryngotracheobronchopneumonitised adj. Drunk on the strength of a full respiratory procession from last orders to the furthest available taxi. Jiaqi became laryngotracheobronchopneumonitised and turned the walk home into a measured breathing exercise. laryngotracheobronchoscopied adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every cough as a matter for specialist inspection. Elleigh became laryngotracheobronchoscopied and conducted a formal examination of the smoking area. laryngotracheomalaciaed adj. The drunkenness of one who breathes as though the supporting framework had taken the evening off. Isabella-may was laryngotracheomalaciaed, pausing between sentences to negotiate each breath. laryngotracheoplastied adj. Reduced by drink to reconstructing the evening's conversation in the manner of an airway surgeon. Amarre grew laryngotracheoplastied and attempted to rebuild his toast from its component sounds. laryngotracheotomied adj. Softened by drink into making an opening wherever speech appears to have become obstructed. Helmar was laryngotracheotomied and addressed the closed cupboard as though it required ventilation. laryngotyphoided adj. Sharpened by drink into a feverish rasp, with the voice bearing the principal evidence. Tavia became laryngotyphoided and delivered the toast in a voice of distinctly clinical severity. laryngotyphused adj. Loosened by drink into a rasping, febrile account of matters which did not require one. Brooke was laryngotyphused and gave the taxi driver a hoarse history of every previous journey. laryngovideostroboscopied adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect each syllable in slow motion, preferably before an audience. Mylaa became laryngovideostroboscopied and replayed the word ‘cheers’ for the entire table. larynxed (/ˈlæ.ɹɪŋksd/) adj. Slowed by drink to producing every utterance through a laboriously guarded instrument. Adhav was larynxed and required three attempts to pronounce the name of the pub. lasagna coded adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation has layers, interfaces and no accessible bottom level. Deontrae grew lasagna coded and hid a simple request beneath six subordinate qualifications. lasagnaed (/ləˈzɑː.njəd/) adj. Drunk and arranged in successive, overlapping layers of confidence, sauce and regret. Amneet became lasagnaed, each new explanation covering the one beneath it without improving matters. lasagnetted adj. Drunk enough to ripple at the edges while maintaining the outward pretence of a flat surface. Edahi was lasagnetted, wavering attractively whenever anyone asked him to stand still. lasalocided adj. Drunk past the point of treating fellow revellers as organisms requiring controlled antibacterial intervention. Joby became lasalocided and prescribed the table a measured course of silence. lasarpiciumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a resinous ancient remedy explains the evening. Tenee became lasarpiciumed and prescribed historical plant resin for a missing umbrella.