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laserpiciumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every minor difficulty with an extinct medicinal resin. Utopia was laserpiciumed and offered ancient resin when the till stopped responding. laserporationed adj. Still drunk, and making precise holes in the conversation wherever a confident opinion lands. Corey remained laserporationed, puncturing every explanation with an unnecessary correction. laserpunctured adj. Too drunk to distinguish acupuncture from shining a determined light at the wrong problem. Wyndi was laserpunctured and treated the bar receipt as an acupoint. lasertaged adj. Too drunk to distinguish breakfast from a competitive game involving invisible weapons and unwilling furniture. Gerber was lasertaged by nine, taking cover behind the kitchen door from an imaginary opponent. laserwired adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a thin beam for a wire and measure the room with it. Dollinda became laserwired and used a torch beam to assess the distance to the loo. laserworted adj. Having drunk enough to identify every bitter plant nearby as the source of a useful resin. Alacyia got laserworted and inspected the pub garden for suitable medicinal foliage. lash curlered adj. You are drunk and applying unnecessary lift to every expression, particularly those requiring restraint. Mykayla was lash curlered, widening her eyes at each perfectly ordinary development. lash lifted adj. Of a drinker: appearing permanently surprised by the results of their own decisions. Nathasa was lash lifted, staring upward whenever another round appeared. lash lined adj. The drunkenness of one who has drawn a firm boundary around the eyes and nowhere else. Nourah was lash lined and regarded every conversation through a carefully fixed stare. lash-upped adj. Of a drinker who has improvised a solution from unsuitable materials and defended it confidently. Ronderick was lash-upped, repairing the speaker with a napkin and considerable authority. lashed (/læʃd/) adj. You have drunk enough to deliver every opinion with the force and accuracy of a whip. Rayahna arrived lashed and struck the table whenever a point seemed particularly sound. lashered (/ˈlæʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who strikes out at objections, usually with a sweeping arm and complete certainty. Keenon was lashered, dismissing every objection with a broad gesture and a louder theory. lashinged (/ˈlæʃɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every object nearby becomes something to be tied to something else. Kayreen was lashinged and secured her handbag to the radiator for safety. lashinsed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a great amount of anything constitutes a plan. Dhruvan was lashinsed, ordering lashings of chips for a party consisting of two people. lashkared adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary journey home into an expedition under questionable command. Airyonna became lashkared and organised the walk home as though leading a small maritime campaign. lashlessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost all concern for precision, neatness, or facial framing. Samari was lashlessnessed and applied the wrong expression to every photograph.