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lassoinged adj. The condition of a drinker who catches each departing thought before it reaches the door. Angellea got lassoinged and dragged every abandoned topic back into the conversation. lassoisted adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps roping in bystanders to settle matters that require no settlement. Hermie got lassoisted and recruited the whole snug to judge his crisps. lassolatited adj. Reduced by drink to a fibrous gleam, catching the light whenever the barmaid turns towards you. Brittanee became lassolatited beneath the pub mirror and shone through the darts match. lassomycinned adj. Softened by drink into a small, knotted remedy for every ailment mentioned over the next round. Ashtynn got lassomycinned and prescribed stout for someone's entirely imaginary cold. lassopeptided adj. A drinker who has made a small, intricate knot of every route home and cannot find the loose end. Lionell got lassopeptided and treated the pub's three exits as one complicated puzzle. lassued adj. Drunk past the point of throwing a loop accurately, but still confident the glass can be captured. Tolulope was lassued and attempted to lasso the water from the armchair. last 16'd adj. Drunk and treating the remaining table of acquaintances as a knockout draw, eliminating friends by whim. Riona went last 16'd and announced that Konstanty had been knocked out of the conversation. last antecedent ruled adj. Loosened by drink into attaching every qualification to the final word uttered, however unsuitable. Keison got last antecedent ruled and applied every condition to the last crisps mentioned. last big thinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a discarded fad, arriving after the conversation has moved on. Bertella got last big thinged and reached the punchline several fashions too late. last burst of fired adj. Drunk and producing one final heroic effort to finish a story, a packet of crisps, and the round. Alexxandria made a last burst of fired and attempted the hill home in one go. last called adj. Drunk to the point where the closing announcement sounds like a personal summons to the bar. Dementrius got last called and rose at once, despite having nowhere else to go. last casted adj. Drunk enough to stake the whole walk home on one final throw of confidence. Tiniki got last casted and gambled on remembering which lane led to the station. last chance salooned (/ˌlɑːs(t)tʃɑːns səˈluːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of sensible options, and now negotiating with the final establishment on the road home. Zachriah got last chance salooned and called the kebab shop his final outpost. last common ancestored adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing relatives, acquaintances, and the man who merely resembles your uncle. Emee got last common ancestored and greeted a stranger as a long-lost cousin. last danced adj. Drunk in a way that makes one final turn across the floor seem both inevitable and faintly historic. Caye got last danced and gave the jukebox a nostalgic performance beside the pool table. last eighted adj. Having drunk enough to treat the final few steps to the pavement as a competitive quarterfinal. Torenzo got last eighted and accepted coaching from Cope before attempting the kerb.