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last foured adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing a simple journey to a tense semi-final between you and the doorway. Ercia got last foured and made the exit feel like a deciding match. last frontiered adj. Drunk on the strength of a final drink, floating beyond ordinary pub geography and its practical limits. Jamod got last frontiered and searched the ceiling for the route to outer space. last full measured adj. Having drunk more than the remaining glass can reasonably justify, and treating its completion as a solemn duty. Zenos got last full measured and raised the final pint to everyone who had already gone home. last gasped adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers a final, solemn exhalation before asking where the crisps are. Therdore gave a last gasped sigh at the bar, then requested the remaining crisps. last honorsed adj. Reduced by drink to bestow funeral rites upon a sandwich that has fallen from the plate. Cozella grew last honorsed over the abandoned sandwich, murmuring a brief farewell. last honoursed adj. Softened by drink into paying solemn respects to the final chip in the packet. Roise became last honoursed beside the empty packet, saluting its final chip. last hoorahed adj. Sharpened by drink into a final, stirring performance, which consists of locating the lavatory. Imtithal gave a last hoorahed speech before embarking upon the search for the lavatory. last hurrahed (/læst həˈɹɑːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into one final grand performance, usually the removal of one's coat. Jessel became last hurrahed and removed his coat with the gravity of a retiring statesman. last kilometred adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake the final journey home, despite having mislaid the front door. Kaiden-jay grew last kilometred and set off confidently towards the wrong terrace. last man standinged adj. You have drunk enough to remain upright after everyone else has sensibly taken a seat. Azbah became last man standinged and addressed the seated room as though accepting an award. last mealed adj. Drunk enough to select a final supper, then choose chips because the menu is extensive. Zariya became last mealed and requested chips as though making a historic decision. last miled (/ˌlɑːst ˈmaɪld/) adj. Drunk past the point of delivery, requiring heroic assistance to carry a pint from the bar to the table. Lendra was last miled, needing both hands and a witness to transport her lager. last nail in the coffinned adj. Sharpened by drink into the final, modest action that makes the evening's collapse certain. Brisen was last nail in the coffinned when he confidently locked the keys inside. last named adj. Drunk beyond remembering surnames, and introducing everyone by the colour of their jumper. Yuma was last named, addressing Lorinza as ‘the green one’ throughout dinner. last nighted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the previous evening return as a complete and unnecessary anecdote. Anayjah went last nighted, recounting yesterday's taxi journey to the same passenger. last of the big spendersed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes refusing a second packet of crisps seem financially prudent. Montoya was last of the big spendersed, inspecting the price of peanuts before declining them.