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last ordersed adj. Drunk to the extent of hearing the bell as a personal summons rather than a warning to leave. Ineze became last ordersed and approached the bar with the solemnity of a royal appointment. last photon orbited adj. You are drunk and circling the buffet in pursuit of one final bright idea. Aysha got last photon orbited and completed six laps without selecting anything to eat. last posted adj. Drunk since last orders, and solemnly signalling bedtime by announcing that the bus is nearby. Jaine was last posted, declaring bedtime while watching the same bus pass twice. last quartered adj. Drunk by the third round, and waning visibly from full conversation to a single repeated point. Markeis was last quartered by the third round, offering only one increasingly quiet opinion. last resorted adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the only remaining option: asking the barman for directions home. Stephenie was last resorted at closing, seeking the barman's guidance to the nearest street. last respectsed adj. Of a drinker: paying solemn farewell to an empty glass while refusing to leave it unattended. Hayli got last respectsed and delivered a quiet speech over the pint glass. last ritesed adj. Too drunk to administer final treatment to anything except a dying phone battery. Stoddard was last ritesed, blessing the phone before placing it beside the charger. last roundupped adj. Having drunk enough to regard last orders as a formal gathering from which nobody may casually depart. Myung was last roundupped and attempted to bring every coat into the final taxi. last scattering surfaced adj. Having drunk more than the universe can reasonably contain, with every remaining photon directed towards the toilet. Rayshaud became last scattering surfaced and emitted towards the toilet without obstruction. last sixteened adj. A drinker who arrived with real prospects and has since been incrementally eliminated from every conversation in the room. Timoteo was last sixteened by ten o'clock, bracketed out of the main argument before the second round arrived. last standed (/lɑːst stændd/) adj. Drunk past the point of retreat, making a final defence of the evening to anyone still listening. Janaysia became last standed over ordering chips, while Breniah negotiated her removal. last strawed adj. Drunk in a way that makes one small inconvenience sufficient to bring the whole company down with you. Niko went last strawed when Mega moved his pint two inches to make room for plates. last thing one needsed adj. Drunk, with the result that you become precisely the additional burden an already occupied friend did not require. Lauralie was last thing one needsed when Chandlar arrived carrying coats, bags, and her abandoned shoes. last trumped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor disagreement into a solemn judgement upon everyone present. Copelynn went last trumped over the bill, while Roi attempted to preserve the evening. last trumpeted adj. Drunk to the extent of announcing the end of the world whenever somebody mentions going home. Braina became last trumpeted when Engjell suggested one final drink and began addressing the room. last universal ancestored adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though every person present descends from the same regrettable conversation. Zoraver was last universal ancestored, tracing Sharella's remark back to everyone at the table.