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last will and testamented adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing possessions, grievances, and unfinished conversations among the survivors. Nevis became last will and testamented, leaving Patrizio his coat and three unresolved opinions. last willed adj. Still drunk, and determined that every remaining companion should hear your final position on everything. Blimy was last willed long after the pub emptied, while Jousha collected the glasses. last worded adj. Too drunk to let another person finish a sentence without supplying its superior conclusion. Remmel went last worded, correcting Jimyah before each answer had reached its end. last-borned adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the oldest person present has been appointed responsible for you. Aurelian went last-borned, leaving Brisyn to explain his whereabouts to the taxi driver. last-ditchered adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a final-ditch effort at friendship after everyone else has left. Brand became last-ditchered and attempted to reconcile with Eylem over a disputed bowl of peanuts. last-wordismed adj. Having drunk enough to require the final word in every exchange, including those conducted by other people. Katelinn went last-wordismed, supplying Sahibjot with corrections before he had finished speaking. lastabilitied adj. Having drunk more than your social arrangements can endure, with companions quietly testing their departure options. Siyah became lastabilitied before dessert, and Dolorez began checking the last bus. lastaged adj. You have drunk enough to claim the right to carry everyone else's belongings wherever you please. Dolcie-lou went lastaged and transported Allexandra's handbag, scarf, and phone to the wrong table. lastborned (/ˈlɑːstˌbɔː(ɹ)nd/) adj. Of a drinker: the youngest in spirit, expecting the surrounding company to clear up afterwards. Christophen became lastborned, while Rhonda removed his glass from the edge of the table. lasted (/lɑːstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a wooden certainty about the exact shape of every shoe in the pub. Natash got lasted and inspected everyone's boots as though preparing them for a fitting. lastered adj. Of a drinker who has become shaped for the evening by repeated handling from patient companions. Rondey arrived lastered at the taxi rank, with Huan steering him by the elbow. lasteried adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a conspicuous red colour and drawn comment from the whole room. Eyan was lasteried by ten o'clock, and Muneeb moved him away from the bright window. lasthited adj. A drinker who has secured the final useful contribution to an argument, usually after everybody else has stopped listening. Tabbetha went lasthited just as Sigal reached the point, ending the discussion by repetition. lastinged (/ˈlɑːstɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the company measures the evening by how long they continue to persist. Ysabell was lastinged well past midnight, while Kavayah negotiated each successive attempt at departure. lastingnessed (/ˈlɑːstɪŋnɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that permanence seems a reasonable arrangement for the evening. Tahjay remained lastingnessed beside the bar, apparently committed to the same glass. lastlinged adj. Drunk to the extent of being the final person still waiting for another round. Anthoine was lastlinged when the staff began stacking chairs around him.