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lateraled (/ˈlæt.ə.ɹəld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of moving sideways through doorways, queues and the assembled coats. Klye went lateraled at closing time and entered the taxi through the wrong side. lateralisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and with speech apparently localised to whichever side of the brain still answers. Ashwin woke lateralisationed, delivering the apology from one side of his mouth. lateralismed adj. Drunk on the strength of several equally powerful morning opinions, none willing to surrender the kitchen. Yoadan was lateralismed, negotiating between coffee, water, and bed as competing authorities. lateralisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still finding indirect solutions to problems that no longer require solving. Sacajawea was lateralisted by breakfast, reaching the bathroom through the garden to avoid the stairs. lateralitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranged sideways to the morning rather than facing it directly. Margine was lateralitied at breakfast, occupying the bench with one shoulder and considerable conviction. lateralizationed adj. Still drunk, and with the morning's speech function settled firmly on one side, leaving the other unavailable. Beesan was lateralizationed at breakfast, while the right side supplied words and the left supplied silence. latericorned adj. Too drunk to manage breakfast without growing a small, hard point at either side of the mouth. Emanee was latericorned after the night out, approaching the toast with two determined corners. laterisationed adj. Having drunk enough to weather into a red, hard morning substance, suitable for roads and not much else. Catelynne was laterisationed after breakfast, her complexion and conversation both reduced to durable aggregate. laterited (/ˈlatəɹʌɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake red, hard, and leached of anything soluble except regret. Chaeden was laterited by morning, making the bed resemble a newly laid road. laterizationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could withstand, and weathered by morning into something bricklike. Kan woke laterizationed, with the colour and resilience of a freshly made brick. laternulided adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning withdrawn into a shell, communicating chiefly by closing up. Angelic was laternulided by breakfast, retreating into silence whenever anyone mentioned the taxi. laterocidinned adj. You are drunk and the morning's headache has acquired the patient, persistent character of an antibiotic. Tyvion was laterocidinned by dawn, treating the kitchen as though it contained a resistant culture. laterocollised adj. Of a drinker: tilting the head from side to side while attempting to establish where the room has gone. Leovardo was laterocollised over coffee, repeatedly angling his head towards the stationary mug. lateroconed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a small pointed cusp at each side of the mouth by breakfast. Blayz woke lateroconed and used the sharp corners of his smile to open a tea bag. lateroductioned adj. Describing a drinker who has moved every limb, eye, and intention away from the day's centre. Allure was lateroductioned by morning, reaching sideways for the glass directly in front of her. laterofixationed adj. A drinker who has fixed one body part laterally and cannot persuade it to return to the middle. Roxanna was laterofixationed at breakfast, her head pointing towards the wall throughout the apology.