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lateroflexioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is approached by bending permanently to one side. Jacian was lateroflexioned over the sink, maintaining a graceful angle while reconsidering the evening. lateroflexored adj. The state of being drunk and employing the morning's muscles chiefly to bend sideways. Marken was lateroflexored by breakfast, using every available muscle to negotiate the corridor's straightness. lateroparietaled adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently locating the middle of your head somewhere other than the middle. Rie, lateroparietaled, insisted the centre of the room was beside the fireplace. lateroped adj. Drunk on the strength of a small hollow in the abdomen, which you have mistaken for a strategic advantage. Mckell got lateroped and challenged the largest person near the bar. lateropronotumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that your shoulders have developed a more suitable outer arrangement. Amberlea went lateropronotumed and entered through the side of the wardrobe. lateropterygiumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a lateral wing where a straightforward exit would do. Kelilah became lateropterygiumed and attempted to leave through the table's broad side. lateropulsioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and persistently tilting sideways towards decisions nobody has approved. Mudaser, lateropulsioned, steered the group towards a closed kebab shop. lateroscoped adj. Reduced by drink to seeing sideways first, particularly when attempting to walk forwards. Nahara became lateroscoped and addressed Lakeah while walking confidently into the wall. laterosphenoided adj. Still drunk, and convinced that your skull contains a specialised side-piece for better thinking. Maximum was laterosphenoided and offered the landlord a revised cranial design. laterosporulinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful defence from a bacterium's private chemical argument. Nadara got laterosporulinned and described the doorman as an antimicrobial problem. laterotergited adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign the outer plates of an insect to your own coat and proceed accordingly. Frimy became laterotergited and asked Knowledge to fasten the side plates. laterotopied adj. Having drunk enough to project every part of the conversation onto the wrong side of your brain. Jamontay was laterotopied and answered questions from the opposite end of the table. lateroversioned adj. Having drunk more than your body can arrange, with one important part now displaced sideways. Shinice became lateroversioned and blamed the corridor for leaning. latescenced adj. You have drunk enough to become obscure even to yourself, particularly when asked where you are going. Akif grew latescenced and gave the taxi driver an answer without visible nouns. latespinosided adj. You are drunk and convinced that a highly specific steroid compound explains the evening's direction. Rosalinde became latespinosided and attributed the failed toast to glycoside chemistry. latested (/ˈleɪ.tɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the most recent information is automatically the most reliable. Jackqulin got latested and corrected everyone with news from an unopened message.